Mystery and Mayhem

This is the blog of the genius mastermind supervillain known as The Riddler. You've probably already heard of me. ((Independant roleplay blog.))

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

So, I’m SURE you all know where I’VE been, from the news.

[flippinoptimist]

excuse to share your press releases goes here!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I was quite involved in the “Arkham City Incident”, one of the masterminds, really. I was in the Gazette and the Times, the Observer failed to mention me, but everyone knows they’re basically a gossip rag anyways, so who cares. Vale ran a piece that had my picture in it, which is always good!

[flippinoptimist]

do you havve one a those scrapbook things where you save clippings from the papers?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I've got a press room in my lair. Of course, I'm too famous to keep ALL the mentions, but anything especially good gets saved!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Oh, come on! Why is nobody from my iteration of the universe around to properly appreciate me?

[laughingmxgus-blog]

probably because you aren’t anywhere near as popular as you think mate

but that’s just a theory 

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Sounds fake, but okay.

[laughingmxgus-blog]

i guess all your friends just aren’t on here, right chum?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Not everyone is as into networking as I am! And some of them are awfully... Hands on about their plots, which means they take up more of their time.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Oh, come on! Why is nobody from my iteration of the universe around to properly appreciate me?

[laughingmxgus-blog]

probably because you aren’t anywhere near as popular as you think mate

but that’s just a theory 

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Sounds fake, but okay.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

So, I’m SURE you all know where I’VE been, from the news.

[flippinoptimist]

excuse to share your press releases goes here!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I was quite involved in the "Arkham City Incident", one of the masterminds, really. I was in the Gazette and the Times, the Observer failed to mention me, but everyone knows they're basically a gossip rag anyways, so who cares. Vale ran a piece that had my picture in it, which is always good!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Oh, come on! Why is nobody from my iteration of the universe around to properly appreciate me?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

So, I'm SURE you all know where I'VE been, from the news.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

so the last day of the quarter is tomorrow and i’ve done no (0) homework in one of my classes. it be like that sometimes))

[unknowngeneticist]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SPECIES THAT DON’T BRUTALLY MURDER AND EAT EACH OTHER? 

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN SURVIVE? 

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

We discovered what we call “agriculture”, and use that to sustain ourselves.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I hate it when instead of focusing on my crimes themselves, the news will interview the families of the victims and shit. “Oh boo hoo, he was too young to die!” Like we haven’t heard THAT before!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

i’m just. so fucking bad at lines))

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

art isn’t real and lines especially aren’t real))

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I can't share here, don't know what dogooders could be following this blog, but suffice it to say, me and the rogues have something BIG planned. It'll happen soon, and it'll be great.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I must eat and breathe to live, but if I drink, I die. What am I?

[synchry-deactivated20170904]

oh man i might’ve heard this one before is it fire?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

It most certainly is! Congratulations, you’ve succeeded at the kind of riddle one finds on a popsicle stick. Hello, what brings you to my blog? Just a fan?

[synchry-deactivated20170904]

cool popsicle stick riddles are fuckin’ sweet i just saw your blog floating around my dash, i think are you famous or something? just questioning the whole fan thing i haven’t really heard of you before if you were different timelines and all

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Quite. I see, I see. I am gaining quite a bit if popularity online as well, so that makes sense. I most certainly am! Batman’s arch nemesis, the scourge of Gotham City, famed supervillain, the Riddler! The timeline thing is taking some getting used to.

[synchry-deactivated20170904]

huh sounds like real cool shit so like what do you do as a supervillain cackle evilly while rubbing your hands together ominously? the title seems a bit juvenile, being brutally honest its cool tho i dont have any titles so i mean youre a step up from me i go by synchry, or sync for short im assuming you want to be referred to as the riddler? or?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I set up elaborate death traps in which only the intelligent can survive. My title is perfectly fine. I believe I'm several steps up from you, as a matter of fact. Yes, call me Riddler, article optional depending on how the sentence flows with or without it.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

What’s so delicate that saying its name shatters it?

[contemporanealitical-blog]

its obviously silence but heres a better one for you

a hunter met two shepherds one that had three loaves and one that had five and all the loaves are the same size

the three of them agreed to share the eight loaves equally between them

after they ate the hunter gave the shepherds eight coins as payment for their food

how should the shepherds fairly divide the coins between them

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Correct! Obviously the first shepherd gets one coin, and the second shepherd gets the remaining seven. Who are you and why did you follow me?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

[stabbiings-blog]

geniusriddlemaster:

You don’t need to feel too bad that you couldn’t get it, really. Almost a quarter of elementary schoolers are in the same boat!

you’re right, i’m a total buffoon because i couldn’t figure out the answer to a dumbass riddle that’d be on some dinky popsicle stick. that is exactly where i should be putting all of my priorities, tumblr user geniusriddlemaster. you got me fucking good.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

You really don't need to be so defensive. It's fine!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

What can you catch, but not throw?

[yanotateyama-deactivated2019040]

A cold. I followed you expecting a challenge, but I suppose we can exchange riddles sometime later.

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

We all have our off days, even genius supervillains!!!

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

I must eat and breathe to live, but if I drink, I die. What am I?

[synchry-deactivated20170904]

oh man i might’ve heard this one before is it fire?

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

It most certainly is! Congratulations, you’ve succeeded at the kind of riddle one finds on a popsicle stick. Hello, what brings you to my blog? Just a fan?

[synchry-deactivated20170904]

cool popsicle stick riddles are fuckin’ sweet i just saw your blog floating around my dash, i think are you famous or something? just questioning the whole fan thing i haven’t really heard of you before if you were different timelines and all

[geniusriddlemaster-blog]

Quite. I see, I see. I am gaining quite a bit if popularity online as well, so that makes sense. I most certainly am! Batman's arch nemesis, the scourge of Gotham City, famed supervillain, the Riddler! The timeline thing is taking some getting used to.