Everything You Can Imagine is Real

Hi I'm Leannah! 18, freshman at Northeastern University, INTJ. On my way to following dreams and meekly going where other people have often gone before

[montymontague]

Monty: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a man is gay or not with just a glance

Percy: I've been in love with you for years

Monty: You've what,,,,,?

[biskywalkerr]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

not a single person in green creek:

ox: my dad told me I was going to get shit all my life

[shanehollanderapologist]

Ox: Who ate my left overs??

Carter: Who ate my brothers ass???

Ox: …

Ox: Okay

[kellybennet]

yo whaddup my name’s ox im sixteen and i never fucking learned who stonewall jackson was

[kellybennet]

gordo: hey ox! lemme see what you have?

16 year old ox, holding a stone statue: a wolf!

gordo: NO

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[cillianmurphy]

hide and seek ft baby yoda

[localtiktoks]

[90sand2000forever]

[anxietyproblem]

[queertozier]

vanity fair | hader’s gonna hate

[shiftythrifting]

I almost bought this ominous box.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“And your curse is to be what you already are” is the most threatening thing I’ve heard all week

[bitchycode]

list of things im handling well currently

1.

[the-memedaddy]

[anyaypandanyay]

[manga-b]

I hate you all

[ampervadasz]

:DD

[ajidhaka]

UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

[gluten-free-pussy]

GO TF AWF SIS

[tarynel]

Tbh fucking same