No but for real this could work. Yuna is happily married and despite some exploration before Shane was born it's definitely a closed marriage. She is not going to sleep with this 20 something hockey boy. She raised one of him she knows how they live. HOWEVER. The attention is fun and Yuna is pushing fifty-five--officially senior citizen status. Her son is a two-time Stanley Cup winner and her husband is an important cog in Her Majesty's Canadian Clown Show or whatever they're calling the Canadian government these days. Sue her if she gets a little bit of joy out of this one little thing that's only for her. And David knows--he's standing there watching half the time when Rozanov slinks over (Ilya is more than fine with this) so she's just gonna roll with it.
They become like. Kind of unlikely friends. Ilya is never gross and he's never really even discernably sexual with his advances. It's kind of like holding it your hand to a cat and waiting for it to come to you.
Meanwhile Shane is SEETHING. Leave my mom alone Rozanov. Stop talking to my fucking mom Rozanov. Why is Ilya fucking Rozanov sitting at our table mom. Shane is so fixated on getting Rozanov away from his mom that even he doesn't realize how sexually charged all of their interactions have become. At least not until Ilya realizes that while Yuna is clearly just enjoying watching him dance (And OH how he likes to dance for her) there is something definitely...hungry in her son's eyes.
So yeah Shane gets so jealous of his own mom that he fucks his archrival of right years. 🙂↕️
YEsss YESSSSS!!!!! MY ILYA SHAMELESSLY HITTING ON YUNA AS A WAY TO FUCK WITH SHANE AGENDA IS SPREADING!!!!
You're sOooo right about Yunas mindset about the whole thing: it's never actually going to happen, obviously, but Ilya IS incredibly charming so sue her, she's having fun being charmed!!! Even better that it becomes a fun little in-joke between her and David - every time Ilya comes swaggering over, David murmurs in Yunas ear: "Uh oh, my competition is here." When Yuna has to go to some brunch benefit and she gets all dressed up, David's taking one look at her and saying all squinty eyed: "Is this for me or your boy toy?" They're both having fuuuun. And, as you said, Ilya lOoOVes hamming it up, for both of their benefits. He's happy to dance for Mrs Hollander~
You know who's NOT 🚫 having fun? Shane. Oh my god. Shane is in a perpetual state of righteous outrage. He's heard the rumours about ROZANOV and his SICK PERVERSIONS. He can't BELIEVE his mother is INDULGING his ENEMY like this!!!! She hates Boston!!!! She's literally ENCOURAGING HIM!!!! He's going to get the wrong idea and - YES he IS being serious, MOM!!!!! Rozanov is like a SHARK!!!!
Meanwhile Ilya has an internal rolodex of "your mom" jokes running at all times, except they're just earnest compliments about Yuna he shares during face offs: "Your mom looked very pretty at the last awards show, Hollander." "Your mom should wear green more, it's a good colour on her." "Your mom is so passionate about hockey, Hollander. It's nice talking to a woman of such intelligence and class." But he says it all with the most shit eating smirk and it drives Shane BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!
But, as you said, all roads lead to Rome -> Shane DOES fuck Ilya out of some extremely bizarre oedipal-adjacent jealousy complex. All part of Ilya's master plans (or at least that's the way he tells it later. Shane is still extremely suspicious about Ilya's initial intentions towards his mother)
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