Gentlemen genocide machine

I have no clue about what I'm doing but hopefully no one notices

[enki2]

[altrnvte]

Thanks for everything. Ad astra.

[blazeshardcat]

last night, good night

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[elodieunderglass]

A wizard neither underestimates nor overestimates the number of hobbits needed for an equation. He, er, always has precisely as many as he needs to.

[thepentagonaltrapezohedron]

[maecaart]

Tokusatsu Tribute

[nessbarbecue]

klbr

[manglerosoi]

I'm experimenting with my artstyle

[manglerosoi]

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[fuck-philip-banks]

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

[nessbarbecue]

I can’t stop now

[lillyloon]

These nuts fullmetal

[yuumei-art]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

More Witch Hat Atelier Fanart~ I suddenly had an urge to paint Coco's swirly hat as transparent, like water.

Not sure if Brush Buddy is happy to be safe and dry inside the hat or trapped in a hat made of water 😂

Here's a quick timelapse (sorry the quality is low res still, I'm trying to figure out a better way to do this since SAI that doesn't have a built in timelapse feature.) The full video recording is in high res and hours long. It will be DMed on Patreon on Nov 5th!

[takengrave]

Guilliman… Guilliman… Address me

[roboute-guilliman]

False News

[mcnostril]

It has been noticed that I played Tactical Breach Wizards, and so demands were made for Tactical Beach Wzrd.

[eeriewig]

[finder-plus]

Since this post is dated 2011, I tried to find the source and it turns out

It was made for a Warioware D.I.Y. Microgame back in 2009 where you upgrade her RAM…

Her name is 2k-tan, short for Windows 2000, for those who don’t know.

[mcnostril]

According to many modern Terms of Service, the following picture is 90% illegal and may get you banned from the internet at large for just looking at it.

I was later informed that them knees had to bend backwards to achieve proper 90% illegality, and since accuracy is important measures were taken to ensure we are all going to jail.

Anyway, see you in prison.