Kujou Stan /s

I think

[genshit-sarcastic]

Bennett: you know how I roll. And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of cow dung on the foot of a hill

[genshit-sarcastic]

Paimon: aren’t we supposed to be saving liyue from an ancient god that was awakened?

Aether: can you just relax? I’m trying to find all 160 geoculi

[genshit-sarcastic]

Lumine: ah, Signora, my old arch nemesis

Childe:

Childe: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Lumine: I have a life outside of you, Childe

[genshit-sarcastic]

*The Archons having dinner together*

Ei: Barbatos, can you pass the salt?

Venti: *throws Zhongli across the table*

[genshit-sarcastic]

Kaeya: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night

Diluc: You were flirting with Albedo.

Kaeya: So what? We’re dating-

Diluc: You asked him if he was single

Kaeya:

Diluc: And you cried when he said no