when a teamfight starts and the entire enemy team start blowing their ults and you dont know who to focus on
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when a teamfight starts and the entire enemy team start blowing their ults and you dont know who to focus on
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retrospective opinion time:
if you’re standing around and choosing to talk about racism or etc towards a group, please, if you’re not a part of that group
do not present your own opinion.
if you have feelings on the subject, use tumblr’s search function and find an actual person of that group voicing their complaints. reblog that. lend your voice there in agreement.
give people who have the right to speak the podium. if you take the podium to talk about something you have no cultural perspective on nor any real connection to beyond other situations on tumblr, your opinion - in spite of your intentions - will be inevitably tinted by the fact you are not actually a part of that group.
this goes both ways. you’re welcome to approach your friends who are of that race, culture, gender, sexuality, etc... and ask them their opinions/see if they want to speak on it. support them by bringing it to them and offering them a podium to speak on the subject for you to broadcast.
just don’t fucking speak for them.
it is not your place.
so i broke the ozma arena
all this salt got me like
Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum
free memes, bois and gorls
Tag ten people you want to know better
Favorite Anime/Manga: Currently... Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Case Closed, Brotherhood, Dangan Ronpa, idk what else
Favorite Video Games: FFXIV, FFXV, PAD, JF5, FFRK, Warframe, Dark Souls, Transistor, Bastion, Disgaea, Rivals of Aether, Smash, Bayonetta, Rayman Legends, Monster Hunter
Favorite Books: The Mistborn Trilogy, Wax and Wayne, The True Meaning of Smekday
Favorite TV Shows: Sense8... not much else...
Last Song I Listened to: Here Comes A Thought
First Language: English
Tagged by: @reksblanc and others probably
Tagging: i’m probably already too late to tag anyone who hasn’t already been tagged lmao but i wanna learn about all you fuckers so take this as a tag if you haven’t already
Aetherytes 101
Sundhimal: Greetings, adventurer. Do you wish an explanation of aetherial travel? I am here to answer any queries you might have.
Sundhimal: To understand aetherial travel, you must first understand the nature of aether.
Sundhimal: Aether is the source of all life, and the underlying force that makes all forms of arcane manipulation possible.
Sundhimal: This ephemeral substance, though unseen and unfelt, flows around and within every single living creature.
Sundhimal: In the moment of our death, it is believed that a separation occurs between our spiritual and physical forms. Our bodies break down and are absorbed back into the aetherial river, while our souls continue on to the afterlife. This final journey is sometimes called “returning to the Lifestream.”
Sundhimal: However, our ancestors discovered ways in which, through meditation and focus of spiritual energies, one could reduce her body to aether without losing the grip on her spirit, in turn allowing for travel upon the Lifestream. These methods have been given the names Return and Teleport.
Sundhimal: As you travel through Eorzea, you will oft come across large floating deposits of a crystalline substance known as aetheryte. The one before us here is a fine example.
Sundhimal: It is said that aetheryte is the solid manifestation of the planet’s lifeblood, aether, and that by touching it, the aether which makes up our bodies resonates with that contained in the crystal. This is called “attunement.”
Sundhimal: Normally, when one’s body is reduced to aether, it will naturally gravitate to the location with which it resonates the greatest─or one’s “home point.” This is why upon losing consciousness in battle, many wake to find themselves back at an aetheryte.
Sundhimal: In other words, aetherytes act as lodestones, assuring that the body, in its aetherial form, is not lost to the pull of the greater flow.
Sundhimal: And, because signatures of past attunements are maintained within our bodies, it is possible (with some spiritual training, of course) to ignore the pull back to the strongest resonation, and travel to another beacon. Many refer to this as “Teleportation.”
Sundhimal: What is even more amazing is that when teleporting, we can “carry” those with whom we have created a bond, such as an adventuring party─assuming they have previously attuned with the destination aetheryte.
Sundhimal: As Return merely involves allowing the body to be drawn back to the strongest aetherial beacon─one’s home point─it is fairly easy to execute and requires very little spiritual exertion.
Sundhimal: Usually, a few moments of rest is all that is needed before it is safe to attempt another jump.
Sundhimal: Teleportation, on the other hand, comes with a greater price. A great deal of spiritual energy known as “anima” is required to fight the natural flow of the Lifestream and guide one’s body and soul to a comparatively weak aetherial beacon.
Sundhimal: If one’s body lacks sufficient anima, teleporting to a location may prove impossible. Luckily for most of us, anima is restored quickly and should not prohibit regular travel.
Sundhimal: Then why, you ask, must we pay gil when using Teleport? Well, after the Calamity, many of the existing aetheryte camps were destroyed. To relocate and rebuild them required a large sum of money, much of which was lent by certain men of business from Ul'dah.
Sundhimal: The gil you pay when either leaving from or arriving at an aetheryte goes to paying off that debt.
This is the log of what the Aetheryte guard in Limsa says to you when you ask what the big blue rock is all about.
Also from here (the rest was covered in the NPC chat):
Why doesn’t everyone use aetherytes?
To traverse the Lifestream safely with Teleport and Return requires a great deal of spiritual energy, known as anima. While many individuals, such as adventurers, possess the fortitude to endure such travel, some individuals do not. What’s more, even if one has the ability to use aetherytes, the frequency with which one can do so varies. In essence, for some, the recast time for these spells can be far longer than for an adventurer. As a result, only a fraction of the populace can utilize aetherial travel habitually, which is why chocobos, airships, and other forms of transportation still play a major role in Eorzea.
It’s worth adding on that there is no defined reason for why teleportation is not used on items, but based on the descriptions we have here and in the lore book, teleportation is already a ‘risky’ art. Presumably, a user would need to have a spiritual bind to the items they’re teleporting with, and cannot teleport with too much, or risk not having enough anima for the journey.
let’s be honest though, millennial hate is totally a thing rich folks started because they’re pissed that we have really unpredictable consumer habits and it isn’t as easy to get us to buy into stuff, so they’re mad we aren’t just money giving/traditional economy supporting machines like they expected us to be
like look at how much millennial hate articles are things like “millennials aren’t eating cereal and it’s hurting the cereal industry” or “millennials aren’t buying houses and that’s bad” or “millennials #1 utmost priority isn’t trying to make as much money as possible” and rich folks are mad about it, so just posturing our unpredictability/nontraditional values as “laziness” gets everyone else on board the hate train in some weird attempt to collectively subdue us
“You are Doing Capitalism Wrong and it scares me” - bitter Boomers to Millennials who are not buying into their shit (or buying their shit)
Keep in mind that the subprime mortgage crisis was at a pretty pivotal time in Millenial’s lives, and taught them that financial institutions are not on your side, will lie to you, and specifically will lie to you about what you can afford. Like, this isn’t coming from nowhere.
I mean boomers refuse to pay a living wage to anyone and then wonder why those people don’t buy anything? I am sorry but what exactly is the disconnect here?
Millennials value work that has meaning above work that pays well and they hate that as well. It means we can’t be shut up with busy work while they’re made to seem like they’re running a well oiled machine. They come from a generation of a boss being someone who says “do what I say because I told you to” and we come from a generation who values a boss that says “what can I do for you that will help you excel at your job?”
Millennials do not cope well with meaningless busy work so their boss looks better. They don’t cope with being talked down to or not being assisted by their boss when they have a problem. They do not deal well with their innovative ideas being shut down because “that’s not how we do it here.” and I don’t see how any of those things is a problem.
Millennials are also the first generation since the internet was a prominent thing to utilize it as a source of information in a way that is empowering for each other. A single millennial can buy a product and then inform anyone who wants to know about the quality of said product. It only takes a handful of millennials to say “this is a substandard product” to render all the millions of dollars spent on advertising that product completely useless.
Big business has been a blotch on millennials lives since before most of you could even assume a role in adulthood to effect it, so you trust one another more than you trust advertisements or sponsorship, etc.
On the flip side, though, you enthusiastically will push and promote things that you love.
Big business and their baby boomer CEOs and presidents HATE this. Because it means that they can no longer provide a substandard product while making the consumer feel there is nothing better out there.
In the past, if every dish soap was awful, you just had to continue using awful dish soap. Now, you can crowd source an alternative. You can post in a forum, your facebook, a mass text, etc and say “I hate every dish soap, what can I do?” and you will be directed to actual good brands or you will be taught how to brew your own.
You’re a great generation, I’m really proud of you guys.
Seriously, tho.
I’d love to buy a house, but I can’t afford a down payment and can’t be certain that I’ll have the same income levels for thirty years and I don’t actually know whether the banks will accept my highly-fluctuating, self-employed-and-seasonal-labor income as stable enough or high enough to be approved for a mortgage.
And also every new housing development I’ve seen in the past five years has been “Executive Housing, Starting At 390K” and the realtor websites are full of last decade’s foreclosed subdivision homes in the $275K region, and there’s legit no one, including the zoning board, that’s going to help me find or make a cute little house on a tenth of an acre in the region of $50-60K, let alone every other millennial who might like to settle down in a place that suits her desires and means.
Oh, and that same zoning means five people aren’t allowed to share that $300K, 5-bedroom McMansion, because fuck us, that’s why.
And what else? The refrigerator that recently conked out on me was manufactured in 1967. That thing lasted almost fifty years, and today if I walk into a big box store’s appliance department to buy a new refrigerator they will tell me I should really buy a warranty to cover the apparently-substantial risk that it will break within two to five years.
Oh, and there’s apparently a $400ish premium to buy one with a convenient configuration because if you want the refrigerator on top and accessible without bending down for anyone taller than your average first grader there aren’t any of those in the entry-level price range. Once again, fuck us.
Then there’s the labor market itself, where “entry level” positions want three-to-five years of experience, and everybody won’t shut up about the trades but even that requires a $5K+ outlay to go to school for it, and every fast-food restaurant out there has a permanent “Now Hiring” sign up because they drive employees away as fast as they can replace them.
And so many food-service jobs involve being forced to throw away loads of food as it expires but if you eat it or take it home it’s viewed as stealing, and retail jobs sometimes require you to smash perfectly good computers with a sledgehammer so nobody can use them, and fuck all of this, yes, I’m gonna make my own goddamn laundry detergent from a recipe I found on the internet, and I’m gonna buy as much of my vegetables as possible in seed form, and I’m gonna fucking read the consumer reviews on shit before I buy it and I’m going to source a refrigerator from Cragislist for approximately the price of the warranty on a new one, and if The Market wants me to buy a house, it can bloody well wait for me to have the money.
Because seriously, with its “Ask not what your economy can do for you, ask what you can do for your economy” mindset and historic, far-reaching fuckery, the business side of the equation has little room to complain about millennials being the selfish ones.
I just witnessed a murder.
What is it?
A butterfly. What does that get me?
I have all the powers of a super cute infant…
Fate has blessed me with the infinite power of my cat in a banana costume
So rain….that could be interesting
Midna has a lot of neat powers so that’s cool!
Iron Giant…
By random chance, a hot air balloon.
A beholder from d&d. That’s cool I guess
landscape on a unknown planet
mewtwo & 4 mews.
a drill to pierce the heavens
d&d 4e bardic magic and fighting skills of a level 6 or 7 character. I can work with that :D
I gain the magical power of yuri.
I’m not sure if anything changed…
A clefable. So…almost weightlessness, healing, randomized attacks, enhanced hearing, and power from the moon.
Snag and Rawhide from @longgonegulch
It hasn’t changed since the last time I saw this… still a spirit-possessed angry mage with a cat addiction.
If the planet Neptune is my background, does that make me a magical girl?
Does a theif have any superpowers other than having tricks up his sleeves?
im the fuckin universe fuck yeah
Ballin! I’m a vengeful ghost and a music mastering necromancer
I’m a hand, because I don’t have a phone.
@illogicalvoid‘s cat Zul. He’s really adorable and i wanted to have a picture of him as my phone background XD
A lion, nice
OH YAHH BETCHHESS I GOT LORD HATERS POWERS WHAHAHA
i’m a bunch of snow mountain
Fast speed, and one eye to see far away. (It’s an OC) (Would I have to wear a monocle now since I wear glasses?)
Barrack Obama on broccoli
Dat boi and Ballora?? what do I do, ride a unicycle and jumpscare people???
My version of a Toy Freddy
Literally darkness, hmm pretty strong power, I’m like teach ig
space
i have teto. /oh god i AM my waifu/
….IM A DEMOLITIONIST WITH A BIG OLE BODYGUARD….
Literally a Nude Reaper
The power of an Artificial Intelligence from Red vs Blue.
I’m a spinning license plate…that says “DEATH” on it…great
So… I got Koh’s powers and hot body? YES! SCORE!
a druidic werewolf who can’t control himself when he transforms! oh bOY
when people think youre straight
Why is everyone so…Gay? It’s becoming a trend and it’s… Angering. I’m not upset if you’re gay, no. Just that it’s a little hard to tell those who actually are to those who are just doing what everyone else is. Which can be really mean
What the fuck
Why is everyone so…Gay?
I’m the one who’s gay from peer pressure
Tag yourself! I’m the trend!
I’m so…Gay?
honey even though it’s a tag yourself meme you need to drop that question mark stat
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
Gentle chuckled at the question, smiling. “It’s surprising you’d ask me. I didn’t think you had it in you.” He shrugged, pleasantly - “My first time... it was back in my younger years. I’d only recently turned 18, and my... aheh, teen crush... decided then was the time to, put it simply... break me in?” He grinned, sheepishly.“It wouldn’t have been an issue... if not for the fact we were on a moving boat. I had my sea legs, mind you, but all that rocking from several directions did... heh. Well. I’ll just tell you I was swabbing that part o’ the ship for weeks to get rid of the smell.” He shrugged, ruefully - “I still had quite a bit of fun. Albeit my second time was much more romantic.”
sex+romance headcanons!
Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.
🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
The smut of it all.
Pick a character and ask away!
For any of my characters. All my characters are found in my description~
Feel free to ask away.
all of my characters -- that’s sunlit shore, brilliant blade, big mama, gentle shadow, my lameass highlander randulf, painted buffalo, andddDDDddd zulruht dazkar. also, abbie ardoulet
angst starters
“Get away from me!”
“I’m not leaving you.”
“Go. Just… go.”
“There’s so much blood.”
“They turned me into this.”
“I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.”
“Traitor!”
“I just want to go home…”
“They’re — they’re gone! They left us and they’re gone!”
“If I don’t make it out of here…”
“I didn’t think it would hurt this much…”
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”
“This is my fault.”
“Don’t close your eyes. Don’t leave me.”
“How could you do this?”
“I’m a monster. That’s all I ever have been.”
“Did you know all this time?”
“I can’t… I can’t… I can’t see.”
“I’m doing this for you.”
“Please don’t go.”
“You’re my best friend. I can’t leave you.”
“You… you were lying this entire time.”
“Everyone leaves in the end. They come, and they go. They all go…”
“You promised! You promised you’d stay!”
“You’re just going to give up?”
“Can you see me?”
“This is my responsibility.”
“I’m not just going to stand by while you destroy everything.”
“If one of us has to live, I’d rather it was you.”
“I’ve been lying to you.”
“I never want to see you again!”
“Trust me. One last time.”
“If we go down, we go together, okay?”
“I’m not going to abandon you! Not when you’re like this!”
“You’ve damned us all.”
“I… I have to go.”
“I can’t lose you again!”
“I’ve always known you would become a monster.”
“I’m giving up.”
posted this on @gentle-shadow too! feel free to hop over there and fuck me up with ffxiv angst
S
S - Strength.
Gentle finds his strength in his goals - once he’s set a goal, he powers towards it whenever he finds his chances, and will do just about anything if it’s all that stands between him and his goal. He draws massive amounts of emotional strength from feeling like he has a purpose.
Headcanon Prompts
A-Arousal- what gets them aroused quickest
B- Broken- what it takes to break them
C- Can’t- one thing that they can’t do in life/refuse to do
D- Denial- something they’re in denial about
E- Eager- something they are eager to do in life
F- Fitness- how often they work out and what they prefer doing for a workout
G- Guarded- something they always guard (item can physical or mental like their feelings)
H- Hell- what will make their life hell
I- Ingenuity- how clever they can be in tough situations
J- Jealous- how easily they get jealous
K- Killer- how old they were when they first killed someone
L- Lust- what they lust after in life
M- Maturity- how mature they are as an adult
N- Negligence- what they can be negligent about
O- Opinionated- one thing they are very opinionated about
P- Persistent- how persistent can they be about something
Q- Quest- what they feel their quest in life is/their main goal in life
R- Regret- what they regret most in life
S- Strength- where they find their strength
T- Test- something that will test them to their limits
U- Unbelievable- one thing that they experienced that they still have a hard time believing was real
V- Vengeance- have they every wanted vengeance on someone
W- Waiting- how good they are at waiting on something/someone
X- xenodocheionology (the love of hotels according to some) since they do some traveling, what their favorite hotel was
Y- Yield- one thing that will make them stop what they’re doing no matter what
Z- Zoo- how old they were when they first went to a zoo and what their favorite animal was.
Open for all my characters! I need to make a damn list of them though...
Welcome to the official Gorgeous Geology’s Guide to Things Not To Put Up Yourself. This guide will help you find minerals that could kill you if you enjoy them a little too much! Precious minerals are used in everything from circuit boards to tableware. They’re also some of the most toxic materials known to science, and excavating them has proved so dangerous over the years, some have been phased out of industrial production altogether. Listed below are a handful of toxic or deadly minerals on earth.
Actinolite - May contain asbestos.
Adamite - Contains arsenic and some copper
Bixbite
Emerald Erionite - It looks a lot like asbestos minerals and harms humans much in the same way: mesothelioma.
Chalcanthite - Not something to be played with as it’s hydrated copper sulphate. It is water soluble and will crystallise out again from solution. The copper in this mineral is very bio-available and is toxic to plants and in high quantities toxic to humans.
Aquamarine
Goshenite Bumble Bee Jasper - Contains Sulphur and Arsenic
Heliodor -
Morganite
Hutchinsonite - Is a sulfosalt mineral of thallium, arsenic and lead. A nasty mix of poisons, particularly thallium as it can cause hair loss, serious illness and death.
Black Tourmaline
Boji-stones - Contains some sulphur, pyrite and/or marcasite
Celestite - Contains strontium
Chalcopyrite (peacock stone) Contains copper and sulphur
Chrysocolla
Cinnabar - This is the single most toxic mineral to handle on earth. It is the world’s main source of mercury and has been mined since Neolithic times. However, when oxidized, this element will produce methyl mercury and dimethyl mercury, two toxic compounds that cause irreparable harm to the nervous systems of children. It is deadly in small concentrations and can be absorbed through the respiratory tract, intestines, or skin.
Conicalcite
Fluorite - Contains fluorine
Gem Silica
Galena - Contains lead which doesn’t get flushed out of your system. It accumulates over the years, eventually reaching toxic levels. Once that happens both you and your kids pay the price, as lead toxicity is carcinogenic to you and is teratogenic (causing severe birth defects) to your offspring. Garnierite (aka Falcondoite) - Contains nickel
Lapis Lazuli - Contains pyrite
Malachite :
Markasite
Mohawkite - Contains copper and Arsenic
Moldavite - Contains aluminium oxide
Moonstone Asbestos
Morganite
Pietersite - Fibrous form contains asbestos
Prehnite
Psiomelan - Contains barium
Pyrite - Contains sulphur
Realgar - Contains sulphur and arsenic
Ruby
Sapphire
Selenite - Contains Selenium
Serpentine - Fibrous form contains asbestos
Smithsonite
Sodalite
Spinel
Spodumene (aka Kunzite)
Staurolite
Stibnite - Contains lead and antimony
Stilbite
Sugilite -
Sulphur
Sunstone
Tanzanite – Gem variety of Zoisite.
Tiger Eye - Fibrous form contains asbestos
Topaz
Tourmaline
Torbernite - This mineral is radioactive and emits the cancer forming radon gas. This is one mineral you do not want on your display cabinet shelf, let alone up yourself.
Tremolite - May contain asbestos
Turquoise
Vanadinite - Contains vanadium
Variscite -
Vesuvianite
Wavellite
Wulfenite - Contains lead and molybdenum Zoisite
Zircon - Contains zirconium, radioactive
For additional radioactivity concerns steer clear of the following: Deeply pigmented topaz, artificially dark (almost black) smokey quartz, very deep pink or red tourmaline, coloured diamonds, deeply coloured kunzite and some cultured pearls
@glitchboygirlidek
On the one hand I’m sad that this needs to be said. On the other hand, this was fucking epic AND informative! Beautifully done!
With Steven Universe starting up again soon, I thought a friendly PSA was in order
GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT
Scale:
fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now
DO IT
Do it for Aerik! (I’ll do IC responses!)
Doing IC responses for Koh as well!