Just Random Stuff I Like

I do not have a theme nor the illusion of one; here lies a misshapen garbage can of things I enjoy.

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Nicole Haught - 3x07 ‘ I Fall To Pieces ‘

[whimsywandering]

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

[whimsywandering]

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

[whimsywandering]

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

[coolestbutch]

Wayhaught + textposts 3/????

[fairfieldfarmer]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“Millennials are killing this industry!”

Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of that supply and demand equation. Previous generations didn’t “kill the chariot” industry because cars became a more viable and faster way of travel.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The “killing industries” articles are a way for these corporations to play victim and pretend that their complete uselessness in the modern age - like diamonds in jewelry - is a problem caused by consumers rather than taking responsibility for their products failing to sell for numerous reasons.

[chalamet]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele, Academy Award WINNER for Best Original Sreenplay 

[copperbadge]

I’m not gonna say I was looking for something else entirely because I was in fact trying to find a gif of Chris Evans when I came across this, but this is not what I was looking for. And yet it is possibly the best thing I’ve ever found. 

What the hell even is Chris Evans. What the hell. 

[deannafanafofana]

Pumpkin Spice Evans

[copperbadge]

Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale

[holdmecloseandfast]

Shit I love ginger ale

[copperbadge]

This is by far the finest reaction to Pumpkin Spice Evans to date. 

[nervous-laughter-what-homework]

It’s September therefore it’s automatically fall therefore it is Pumpkin Spice Evans time

[copperbadge]

Oh my god I forgot Pumpkin Spice Evans. How could I forget Pumpkin Spice Evans? 

GUYS REBLOG QUICKLY FOR A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST AND A LARGE GLASS OF GINGER ALE!  

[tejanx]

Fando y Lis, Alejandro Jodorowsky, 1968, Mexico

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[atlasfishard]

Play this at my funeral please

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[44bugs]

Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is

[leekqueen39]

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[44bugs]

Hey vocalold38,

Suck my pumpkin flavored dick!

[retrogamingblog]

Cubone Corgi Cosplay

[badsciencejokes]

Whomp whomp — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2LU5Vmj

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There he goes

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armoured ferret

[catchymemes]

Sunshine

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[creepled]

#…..I mean… I GUESS

[hymnofvalefor]

a vaporwave computer…