the most gentle

kinda grumpy; 23; f; I'm..... petty

[gentlemonstertruck]

when ur mom asks why ur room isnt clean and ur homework isnt done

[gentlemonstertruck]

Well well well look who we have here

[gentlemonstertruck]

After 10 years on this hell hole site, I have only discovered that those high school mean girls who think everyone wrongs them just turn into pathetic grown women who still think everyone wrongs them but now theyve got kidney stones

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[gentlemonstertruck]

Little bitch is most likely

[do-i-have-a-boyfriend-yet]

i did! not anymore

[gentlemonstertruck]

I made this Tumblr account to be funny when I was like 19? 20? I'm married and in law school now sooooo take that depression I'm STILL kicking your ASS

[labias]

Oh my god

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

[221cbakerstreet]

men foolishly think the customer service voice means that we like them when that voice really only comes out when we are so tired of you that we revert to our robot selves

[burricane]

[gentlemonstertruck]

FOURTEEN

i feel so dated and im not even old 

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[gentlemonstertruck]

i feel so dated and im not even old

[catlips001]

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

[marmorbun]

Let me see it

[catlips001]

[filmgifs]

My favorite part of the film is that she has these little facial expressions throughout. And it’s just, her reactions, I could watch those all day, she’s so good. - Noah Centineo

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[scarybabe]

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

[helpingg]

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[waitingtobeweightless01-blog]

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[catchymemes]