Chicks before Dicks

I am a fan of many fandom and many things. I may freak you the fuck out you have been warned.

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

[lilyblisslys]

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[elzifelzi]

Canon meets My Au

Danny(canon) meets Dan(My au) part 6

Danny:"you know, I don't have that much experience meeting alternate versions of me, aside from you I've really only met one other and he was a villain..."

Dan:"what's your point?"

Danny:"huh, looks like you're both dicks so at least you got that in common."

Dan:"just get on with it..."

Danny:"he also went by Dan, go figure. I guess our name loses more letters the older and edgier we get. There's probably like a 27 year old version of us in the multiverse that just goes by D."

Dan gets visibly annoyed.

Danny:"D Fenton kinda sounds cool actually, wait... you think I should start going by D?"

Dan:"you're really testing my patience right now."

Danny:"seems like you're just upset you didn't think of the name D first."

Dan:"I'm liking you less and less...please get on with it!"

Danny:"It's like I dont know you just seem really jaded like don't get me wrong I've been depressed at times but at a certain point being Danny Phantom became kinda fun for me..but it seems like it's the opposite for you."

Dan:"ok first off the fact that you unironically call yourself Danny Phantom is dumb, the hell kinda secret identity is that,are the people on your world just slow?"

Danny:"way more than I'd care to admit..."

Dan:"and secondly I don't hate being Phantom, it's just not what I expected my life to be like.."

Danny:"how so?"

Dan:"lets see I have parents who don't talk to me, an ex who cheated on me with Dash of all people and way more problems than I'd care to admit the last thing I needed was for me to basically die..."

Danny:"that does sound rough....wait what do you mean die?"

Dan:"I mean thats what we are, we're half dead..."

Danny:"no we're not!"

Dan:"That's what a halfa is...."

Danny:"noooo, a halfa is someone who's half human half ghost"

Dan:"right....and ghosts are..."

Danny:"dea....OH MY GOD!! ARE WE DEAD!!?"

Dan:"well half dead but basically.."

Danny:"why are you so calm about this?"

Dan:"because I made peace with it already, why aren't you so calm about this? I thought you knew.."

Danny:"Nooooooo!! Why would I know that?"

Dan:"Then what did you think the portal accident did to us?"

Danny:"I don't know I just thought it like fused our dna with ghost dna or something?"

Dan:"....."

Danny:"what?"

Dan:"........"

Danny:"what??"

Dan:"............"

Danny:"..........."

Dan:"Danny?"

Danny:"yeah?"

Dan:"what exactly is "ghost dna"."

Danny:"I don't wanna answer that..."

Dan:"why not..."

Tears visibly filling Danny's eyes.

Danny:"cuz you're gonna make me feel dumb."

Dan:"*sigh*

Dan pets Danny's head.

Dan:"It's alright...I was vaguely in my mid teens once too...."

*POST A GLITCH IN TIME DANNY TALKING TO VLAD*

Danny:"so yeah apparently we're half dead,thats what the portal did to us!"

Vlad:"what!? But..but what about the ghost Dna?"

Danny:"Thats the crazy part, there's no such thing!"

Vlad:"bullshit!!!!"

*DAN HANGING WITH TUCKER IN THEIR APARTMENT*

Dan:"hey, do ghosts have dna?"

Tucker:"whu..wha..what?"

Dan:"I don't know, like they were people right, people have dna so why not ghosts?"

Tucker:"..........wait a goddam second!"

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

[edelgunda]

In desperate need of talking about Sulu's insane fit in The Voyage Home 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hauntedfragmentgeode]

Queer unity has been trying as hard as possible to downplay any possible transfem issue. Pay gap adding up to thousands a year? Not a big deal. V coding? Never mention it. Trans women are much more likely to be sent to an early grave than their male counterparts? Stop bringing that up. Trans people collaborating with kiwifarms? Just internet drama.

You know what IS an important issue? Getting called a fucking birthday boy. They get all hands on deck about it. They will write VERY long posts about how important it is you not use it, and that anyone who does must be punished as severely as possible

There's only one explanation. The lives of trans women are so worthless to them, so fucking disposable, that a trans man getting invalidated is actually more important to them. That's how these people, who demand we view them as family and allies, who think we should be ready to die for them, view us.

I know people who treat house flies with more respect than that.

[carriebeepo]

forever reminded of this fucking yt reply i got in a thread abt transmisogyny, this kinda attitude is so common. even when you do bring up shit that disproportionately or exclusively affects transfems the response is "what abt me" or downplaying it

[claire-the-apocalypse]

"Damn, v-coding sounds terrible... I hope they don't do that to trans men, too!" Because obviously it's *bad* when it happens to trans women, but oh dear god, THINK OF THE TRANS MEN that this might hypothetically happen to in a different situation!! I'm going to fucking cry. Trans women are so unvalued, these people look at the reality that trans women have to wake up to every single day, and they respond with "yeah, it's terrible when the sex slave gets raped. That must really hurt! But god, imagine if a HUMAN was raped instead? HORROR!"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[mandarintheactor]

Found this on Pinterest,

Still true.

[despazito]

His little pony...

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[mephistopheles]

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[digitaldiscipline]

[epilepticsaints]

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It just keeps going

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

why is this tagged mature content

[fangirltothefullest]

You know how we on Tumblr play with images like dolls Tiktok is doing that with videos and I appreciate that.

[theagentleftbehind]

You guys see what I'm doing here with this alien abduction AU? Danny has the Guys in White and Jazz gets the Men in Black?

They were made for each other.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[digivolvin]

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

[thoodleoo]

no punctuation we read like romans

[caecilius-est-pater]

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

[terpsikeraunos]

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

[imaginarycircus]

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

[tanoraqui]

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

[cevulusvoluptatemcapit-deactiva]

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

[rem-ir]

I’m up to it

[lawrencearabia]

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

[krabbydon]

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

[robotslenderman]

I hate all of you.

[iheartvelma]

“Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy which will, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication and culminate in organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render impossible the coherent discharge of the function of government within Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.”

“You mean you’ve lost your key?”

[nerdygaymormon]