[Something Clever]

mollie | 1996 | capricorn | they/them

[snowkissedmonsters]

A necessary reminder!!

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[catafterparty]

Dan became the “emo boys kissing” video he wished to see in the world.

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[eel-in-a-glass]

CASTRATION BAYBEEEEEEEE

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[celinethefeline]

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]

[cellabrations]

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels