A Kid With A Drinking Permit

l Anna l 21 l martial artist l geologist l

[thursday]

[geologistsgotmecummingtonite]

white people on house hunters: we're looking for a rustic home with a modern feel and an open floor plan under our budget of 1.2 million. we need 4 bedrooms for our children, bentley, presley, weston, and kale. we definitely need an office space because my wife heather runs her organic candle business from home :)

[howdy]

[queendaenerys]

Sophie Turner Impersonates Wolverine

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[geologistsgotmecummingtonite]

Batman: *sees a picture of superman in the paper *

Batman: *takes out a sharpie and draws glasses on him* heh heh. Nerd

Batman: wait, it's. That's. Clark Kent.

Batman: *rereads article* did he seriously write an article about himself??

[professionalfigureskater]

[lost-in-the-cerulean-sky-deacti]

I found some glacial ice the other day, on a black beach of basalt sand #onlyiniceland #thefivemuscovites #Iceland #geology 🇮🇸❄️🏔 (at Vatnajokull Glacier & Jokullsarlon, Iceland)

[chessys]

support oversized clothes we must water the seeds of wearing blankets in public

[merelybeing]

I think the longest relationship I ever had with a guy lasted like two months.

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[jamaicanamazon]

Ok I see you

[traicionerra-blog]

Me

[heauxlesome]

[slipdresses]

this is honestly my favorite vine account.

[floralgaysthetic]

Listen

[natchioss-archived]

‘sometimes we would have this alter ego which was on set, because he’s all like (deep voice) winter soldier and then it was like (high voice) WIENER SOLDIER’

[micdotcom]

Bill O’Reilly just managed to come off worse than Donald Trump. Not only is O’Reilly’s stereotyping of black Americans offensive — it’s hypocritical.

[micdotcom]

Update: Larry Wilmore saw this O’Reilly segment and had some words for the Fox News host.

But he didn’t stop there. Wilmore invited his viewers to join in:

And they did.

[locallyloved]

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

[xcvvrrddg]

2016 better be lit cause I've be sad broke and stressed since like 2012

[blackwaluigi]

Honestly