Art, Quirks, and Other Oddities

25, Ace, they/them

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

[hail-the-villainess]

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[wiliecoyotegenius]

vice dot com I do not think that's legal

[hotdogmexicano]

tiny death roll

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

ballet

[nneahwalker]

it's her!!

[viralfrog]

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[my-dailydreams]

[beardedmrbean]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"dracula's wives" no those are his deadbeat roommates who haven't paid rent in a millennium and just hang around the castle providing ambience and loudly judging dracula's life choices

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and like all terrible roommates they don't feel the least bit guilty about stealing his food (jonathan)

[nudityandnerdery]

I have eaten the solicitor that was in the castle

and which you were probably saving for torment

Forgive me they were delicious so British and so paprika-y

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch