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@georgia-wilkins
They went on and on about image and then they were grilling me on why someone would write that on our house. Then my mom wanted to act as if she cared and started asking if someone was bullying me. It was all like a bad sitcom, really.
Hm.. Well maybe your mom cares for real? I mean, if someone painted that all over my house, my parents would be concerned... Or maybe it's because it's their property. I don't know.
'Cause you kiss me when I'm not, and if I kiss you when you are, that's double the opportunity to kiss. But don't listen to me. The reward can be McDonalds. Or pizza.
Or you can listen to me and just kiss me right now, because frankly, I'm standing wondering why you're just explaining about opportunities to kiss when I'm right here. Or not right here, I'm outtie.
I really don’t have the energy to keep arguing. I’d rather put that towards something that will benefit me. Thank you. You can’t let the haters get you down.
What did your parents say when they saw all of it? Must have been awkward.
I just like them and don’t want to.
Oh, in that case... Do you, Viv. Do you. Lovely pair of glasses, if I might add.
You never procrastinate, now you’re gonna when it comes to me? I mean, driving? I don’t know why you’re waiting so long. I didn’t know you liked kissing middle-aged men.
I'm not procrastinating. I just don't see why you don't want to kiss me other than when I'm driving. I didn't wait this many years for my license to be rewarded like that.
Thank you.
Ah, there you go. You're welcome.
I can’t.
What do you men you can't? Are they glued to your head?
I don’t know, probably some dumb asses. Or maybe Sav, me and her were arguing for most of the reception yesterday. Maybe that was her way of getting revenge. Either way, it didn’t work. Pish, posh. It was washable. I don’t know what’s dumber. Getting washable spray paint, or actually trying to damage someone’s house with washable spray paint.
Well maybe you should ask her? I don't know, at leas you're not really bothered by it. I like that.
Uhm..no I-I’m ok.
May I ask... Why? You have nice eyes. Show them off.
Well in that case, thank you for staring at it, so it would fly away. I really appreciate it.
Need a tissue? You got some sarcasm dripping out of your mouth. I was just trying to be look out for your nice hair. Forgive me.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. People swear that the stupid things they do actually hurt my feelings. Like bitch please.
Do you have any idea who it could have done it? And hopefully the paint isn't permanent...
You know, having your attention is nice, but it is impolite to stare.
There was actually a bug on your head. But it flew away, so I was just looking out for you.
Hey what’s up?
It's not that bright in here, you can take those off you know.
Someone decided it would be cute to vandalize my house and write slut all over the front door and in the drive way. Next time, make sure you at least try to make me give a fuck.
Well you know what they say, jealousy is the first form of flattery.
I guess you could say last night wasn’t a total bummer.
It was a wedding. Weddings are supposed to bring people together and have a good time. Why were you expecting it to be a bummer?
Well what can I say, maybe if you get more driving practice we can kiss again.
Are you saying you'll only kiss me if I learn how to drive better? Good luck on holding out for a good twenty-five years or so.