Uh… Sorry for not doing much lately. I’ve just been depressed as hell. Hopefully I’ll be able to do stuff soon.
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Uh… Sorry for not doing much lately. I’ve just been depressed as hell. Hopefully I’ll be able to do stuff soon.
{ Hello there! This is a NEW RP blog for a Team Skull Grunt OC, written by Savvy! It is a sideblog to my main, @scientistofdevon , so follow backs will come from there!
Would you be so kind as to give a reblog if you’d be down to interact sometime? Thanks so much! }
rules || bio
LEAVE “How did you even…?” IN MY INBOX TO CATCH MY MUSE IN A WILDLY RIDICULOUS SITUATION
° ✧ GINGER SNAPS PROPMTS.
some triggers are present including: gore, blood, murder, suicide, animal abuse mentions, etc.
❛ People don’t leave their dogs out alone anymore. ❜ ❛ If you don’t like your ideas, stop having them. ❜ ❛ This is your idea. ❜ ❛ Suicide is like… the ultimate fuck you. ❜ ❛ Umm, I don’t think of you that way. ❜ ❛ Do you think I want to go back to being nobody? ❜ ❛ You’re fucked! ❜ ❛ I am… disturbed, wasn’t I? ❜ ❛ You’re a big help. As usual. ❜ ❛ Don’t give her/him the satisfaction! ❜ ❛ For once someone shouldn’t give that fucker the satisfaction! ❜ ❛ You can’t do this alone. ❜ ❛ I told you to get off me! ❜ ❛ I didn’t betray you. ❜ ❛ You locked me up! ❜ ❛ A girl can only be a slut, a bitch, a tease, or the virgin next door. ❜ ❛ Are you sure it’s just cramps? ❜ ❛ Just so you know… the words “just” and “cramps”, they don’t go together. ❜ ❛ You wrecked everything for me that isn’t about you. ❜ ❛ I know you are. But what am I? ❜ ❛ If I wasn’t here, would you eat her/him? ❜ ❛ You swore we’d go together, one way or another. ❜ ❛ I was just wondering what you hit. ❜ ❛ Well, officer, looked like a lycanthrope to me, sir. ❜ ❛ I know what a lycanthrope is. ❜ ❛ Think you see werewolves a lot? ❜ ❛ Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, but together forever. ❜ ❛ United against life as we know it. ❜ ❛ C'mon! Together forever. ❜ ❛ Wrists are for girls. I’m slitting my throat. ❜ ❛ I’m not dying in this room with you! ❜ ❛ You know, we’re almost not even related anymore. ❜ ❛ You know every move… right on the fucking dot. ❜ ❛ It’s like touching yourself. ❜ ❛ I’m a goddamn force of nature. ❜ ❛ I feel like I could do just about anything. ❜ ❛ Look, worst-case scenario, you put him/her out of her misery. ❜ ❛ Don’t ever touch my sister/brother again. ❜ ❛ Just as long as you’re prepared for that. ❜ ❛ Why don’t you guys get the fuck out of my van, assholes! ❜ ❛ I’m serious get out! I mean it! Get out! ❜ ❛ See? I’m up to some whack shit right now. ❜ ❛ Now what am I supposed to do about that, huh? ❜ ❛ I’m way out on the corner of Fucked-Up and Evil. ❜ ❛ Hurting me won’t help. ❜ ❛ I can’t be like this! ❜ ❛ The only thing that helps is to tear living things to pieces. ❜ ❛ You guys going to the greenhouse bash tonight? ❜ ❛ I’m in charge of the prizes. ❜ ❛ Why don’t they just catch that thing? ❜ ❛ How hard could it be in a place full of dead ends? ❜ ❛ Well, maybe I like my edge. Thanks. ❜ ❛ You know you can ask me anything. ❜ ❛ You’re so dead. ❜ ❛ Get the fuck outta the bathroom! I’m trying to get ready! ❜ ❛ Unless you wanted to piss me off! ❜ ❛ Hey, why don’t you get your slut-bitch sister a leash. ❜ ❛ Don’t we need protection? ❜ ❛ Stop! Wait a second. ❜ ❛ Oh, fuck me. ❜ ❛ You got a boy/grilfriend or something? ❜ ❛ Are you on drugs, like right now? I’m in class here. ❜ ❛ Yeah, excuse me for giving a shit. ❜ ❛ I’ll come see you later, ok? ❜ ❛ I said I’d die for you! ❜ ❛ You said you’d die with me. ❜ ❛ You said you’d die with me. Cause you had nothing better to do. ❜ ❛ Come and get some candy! ❜ ❛ Could you just say something please? ❜ ❛ Whoa? That’s it? ‘Whoa’? ❜ ❛ Well thank you for taking my total fucking nightmare so seriously! ❜ ❛ You always blow off anything that you don’t get. ❜ ❛ I’m officially all fucked up, right? ❜ ❛ Well, that would explain the human circumcised dick… ❜ ❛ Just say you won’t go average on me. ❜ ❛ Oh my god… Do you think it’s cramps? ❜ ❛ Give it a rest… for two seconds? ❜ ❛ A thick, syrupy, voluminous discharge is not uncommon. ❜ ❛ They’re just being normal teenage girls/boys. ❜ ❛ You play with your new friends and I’ll play with mine. ❜ ❛ You’re real. Your problem is real. The solution is real. ❜ ❛ If you give up now you leave me alone, I would never do that to you! ❜ ❛ Wish these were babies legs. ❜ ❛ I’ve just spent a week of my life looking for you, if you could just give me a sec. ❜ ❛ Favorite homework excuse: My nail glitter ate it. ❜ ❛ You wanna know what I did for fun last night, huh? I killed my own freakin’ dog. ❜ ❛ I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces. ❜
LEAVE “How did you even…?” IN MY INBOX TO CATCH MY MUSE IN A WILDLY RIDICULOUS SITUATION
Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.
Baccano! {Sentence Starters}
“It is useless to even think about it, I think.”
“I can’t put up with that, tedium is a crime! Death to tedium!”
“Oh boy, I went and said a thing of actual intelligence there.”
“Let me tell you how important it is to keep your mouth shut.”
“If you say you don’t know, or something, I won’t forgive you!”
“Look, there are powers in this world you clearly don’t understand.”
“It doesn’t matter who I am. You can just think of me as the talking air.”
“I’m going to kill you, have a beautiful laugh, then dance until I go mad.”
“The times when you want to cry are when you have to try your hardest.”
“I don’t know exactly what’s going on, but may we continue fighting please?”
“We have no reason to fear death, for we have become ghosts while still alive.”
“There’s no such thing as a limit on being the best. You can always go for more.”
“No, it’s good, money is good. I’m not sure why, but everyone says money is good.”
“Could you please listen to this selfish request of mine? Please, don’t forget about me.”
“Wipe your tears and come sit with us! Let’s eat some Chinese food together! It’s all you can eat!”
“I’ll say no! Lemme say that again! No! Once more for good measure! Read my lips! N-O! NO!”
“Even though we are going to shatter thousands of lives, wearing white is gonna make the blood look so pretty.”
“The more comfortable someone is with killing, the more they flap their mouth when it comes time to do the deed.”
“First, you’d whisper your promises into their ears, getting them interested, and before they knew it, they’d be eating out of your goddamn hand.”
Send (ノ゚Д゚)八(゚Д゚ )ノ for a starter where both of our muses are children.
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your character still likes and wears flower crowns
“I need you” Sentence Starters
aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole
“I can’t do this without you.”
“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”
“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”
“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”
“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”
“We’ve been through everything else together. This is no different.”
“You’re my other half.”
“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”
“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”
“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”
“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”
“This distance is killing me.”
“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”
“I need you as much as you need me.”
“Letting go was never an option.”
“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”
“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”
“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”
“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”
“You’re worth any fight.”
“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”
“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”
“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”
“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”
“Everything’s really shitty right now. So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”
“I’ll go if you go.”
“I’ll only do this if you help me.”
“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”
“Thank you for always being here for me.”
“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”
“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”
“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”
“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”
“Can you give me a ride?”
“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”
“I’ll still be here when you get back.”
“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”
“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”
“Come here, let me give you a hug.”
“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”
“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”
“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”
“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”
“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”
“My friend locked me outside naked. Help.”
“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”
“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”
“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”
“You ran to get here this quickly?!”
“I need you.”
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My Friend Playing Dragon Age: Inquisition Starters
“I’m getting fucked in the ass by spider’s jizz.”
“I don’t want your jizz!”
“Fucking screech all you want, cuntface.”
“When does death come. I was promised death.”
“FUCK YOU.”
“Take a potion you ginger shit.”
“There’s tits on my dick and I am enraged.”
“He’s planking on the stairs but he’s doing it wrong.”
“All I can do is try.”
“Where is this cunt-for-brains?”
“Bro—boy—I can’t even.”
“It’s not a beautiful call it’s me losing my fucking mind.”
“Where is death. I was promised death.”
“Hello? Is this death? Are you coming for me yet?”
“I got jazzed on.”
“I will fuck you in the ass with my pointy staff you fucks.”
“Die and burn and I would say in hell but we’re already in a green glowy version of it.”
“Hey fuckface with the horns—and you’re dead.”
“The raw fade more like my raw asshole because this guy has been fucking me for three hours.”
“I can die happy if I never see another spider. Like, for reals.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars.”
“Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“What hurt you as a child? Oh, the thing fucking Cole in the face? Alright.”
“Spiders can eat my asshole.”
“You’re not allowed to exist.”
“Thanks for going after the broken AI.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars is admittedly a lot better than Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“I just want to live.”
“Is this what insanity feels like?”
“It’s not the boss that’s hard. It’s the amount of shit he summons into your urethra.”
“You better put this in caps because my throat hurts.”
“The world needs to suffer with me.”
“We’re fighting in a storage closet with spiders.”
“I’m a pretty mage who likes dick beating people with a staff while everyone fucks around and has an orgy or something I don’t fucking know.”
“Hey, numbnuts—Numbnuts One and Numbnuts Two—can you take up less space?“
“I would like life.”
“… where am I.”
“Where’s the gay. I found the gay.”
“I am in hell thank you for noticing.”
“HOW YOU DOIN’, BEBE.”
“Yes it is because I can’t get past the fucking story mission.”
“I-I-I-I—”
“You cannot drag spiders. I have learned that.”
“Congratulations, you’re literally an asshole.”
“Aaaand they’re dead.”
“Please. Just… please.”
“Because please.”
“Just let me li—actually just fucking kill me. Just do it.”
@the-green-anon from here.
<IMS:Zeta> Yupppp I’m baack! >:3 Also how was that text loud?? Did you set the notification to be loud or something? And, I’m good! My new trained majorly purged my software. I don’t have any viruses anymore!
“Please...” “Please don’t make me be here.”
Hm... Na, you’re fun.
“I thought this was my blog.”
@rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath replied to your post: “Should I join team skull?”
yes
“Why?”
“I had a realization...” “Necrozma is literally an edge-lord.”
“HHHHIIIIISSSSSSS”
“...”
Random Sentences Starters
“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”
“Are you done?”
“Are you reading fanfiction?”
“Can I have your fries?”
“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”
“Did you get my text?”
“Eat my whole ass.”
“Hey, don’t insult memes!”
“How long have you been playing that game?”
“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”
“I like your taste in music.”
“I said I’m sorry!”
“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”
“It’s a damn shame.”
“I’ll be home in five minutes.”
“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”
“I’m sorry…”
“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”
“Let me go.”
“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”
“Me. I meant me.”
“Nice voice crack.”
“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”
“Please don’t do this…”
“Suck my ass through a straw.”
“Touching leads to babies.”
“Um?”
“Wait up!”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the hell is that?”
“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“What’s going on?”
“Why are you like this?”
“Your taste in music is shit.”
“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”
“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”