Literally a Sewer Rat

22 | They/Them | I am my target audience so if you don't like something I post then kill me or shut the fuck up

[yourfuturebae]

Mr. Mosby LMFAO

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

[a-sentient-cup]

[greenekatgrey]

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

[teaboot]

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[trailertrashgrog]

no death penalty for luigi

[gearcats]

Oscar, inside a Moog Modular

[digitalbeachrave]

[ladyshinga]

[smeagles]

mcr tour has gotta come quicker i miss that stupid ass language

[tenantoftheorpheumcircuit]

my favourite part of the muppets Christmas carol is when kermit said it’s mupping time and proceeded to mup all over the place

[powerfulwizard]

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

[powerfulwizard]

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

[powerfulwizard]

Oh my god

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[imnotactallycool]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[docjackal]

Tis the season for greason's. @pangur-and-grim

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[i-am-a-fish]

*a horse silently spawns next to you*

[teaboot]

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

[catswithpancakehands-deactivate]

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

[fluxxdog]

unlikely

[broken-horn-of-equius]

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

[fluxxdog]

Two things can be real.

[teaboot]

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

[strange-aeons]

against all odds i have brought it into existence

[yeehawitsjakee]

so bECAUSE OF THE NEW MUPPET JOKER POST I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID THE CROAKER AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “THEY RETURNED?” AND THEN HE READ THE POST ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT STRANGE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD