Sprich deutsch, du Arsch!

Translates English posts into German

[germanifier]

Sprich deutsch, Du Arsch!

Hallo, I'm the germanifier. I translate English posts into German, it's that simple. Basic information you should know. Only thing you really need to know is that I go by any pronouns except she/her and my name is Fips. Also, I'm aroace, just so you know. I occasionally post on here

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#This post has a German comment! - Any Post that hasn't been translated, but I gave a German comment on in a reblog

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[nyancrimew]

happy raccoon birthday

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

HAPPY RACCOON BIRTHDAY

[the-real-gmail]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACCOON

[realgoogleclassroom]

Happy birthday Raccoon buddy!!

[germanifier]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!

[brattyminxxx-deactivated2025041]

i love cold room and lots of blanket

[arabyian]

can summer be over already

[robinflock]

@germanifier

[germanifier]

Erster Post; Ich liebe kalte Räume und viele Decken.

Zweiter Post; Kann der Sommer schon vorbei sein?

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[visceralvermin]

[the-crab-demigod]

Meneaito 👏👏👏

[the-m-is-for-minor]

dadadada despacito

[walmart-the-official]

ra-ra-Rasputin

[the-principality-of-sealand]

ONLY 17.

[definitely-totally-croatia]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

What the fuck happened here

[the-real-gmail]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

[germanifier]

Oh mein Gott, das sieht hier nach Chaos aus.

[duothelingo]

Being trans and passing means I could hide snacks in my sweatpants and everyone would think it was my dick

[duothelingo]

i need to stop posting when im tired lmao

[germanifier]

Nein. Hör nicht auf. Mach weiter. Dies ist genial.

[performativezippers]

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

[germanifier]

Ich bin ganz sexpositiv und so, aber ich flehe euch an. Lass deine Charaktere über 30 nicht auf dem Boden ficken. Bitte. Denk an ihre unteren Rücken. ihre Knie. Hab etwas Einfühlungsvermögen 🙏

[oscar-wilde-official-account]

Group crying in your cell starts in 10 minutes !!!!

[germanifier]

Gruppen Weinen in deiner Zelle beginnt in 10 Minuten !!!!

[maryland-officially]

If social media didn't exist "I have 15 people following me" would be a vastly different sentence

[germanifier]

Würde die sozialen Medien nicht existieren, wäre „Ich habe 15 Leute, die mir folgen“ ein ganz anderer Satz

[mx-brahms]

Posting one of my favourite memes of all time again

Absolute comedy gold

[walmart-the-official]

At last… I’ve found it… the gay agenda… stacks blocks.

[walmart-the-official]

alright that’s it I’m going to go play the gay communist propaganda it’s been a few days

[germanifier]

Ja Moin, schwules Kommunismus Propaganda. Tetris.

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[paganinpurple]

I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

[daniibirb]

Well, it does indeed appear to be Thursday my dudes

[weedingstars-deactivated2025080]

currently Thursday

[weedingstars-deactivated2025080]

currently my birthday, on Thursday

[sweetzscore]

Oh hey thursday birthday meme

[thecrazyalchemist]

Thursday!

[gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail]

TECHNICal thursday time (it’s 2am rn)

[the-real-gmail]

ITS THRUSDAY

[germanifier]

ES IST DONNERSTAG!!

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

chat i didnt get any horny asks :(

[germanifier]

chat ich habe keine horny Fragen bekommen :(

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[st5lker]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[gamestop-totally-official]

date her mom

[subway-offical]

date her mom

[the-gimmick-simp]

date her mom

[the-real-gmail]

date her mum

[realgoogleclassroom]

Engage in romance with her mother

[germanifier]

Geh aus mit ihrer Mutter

[aristarxs]

I like being trusted :)

[germanifier]

Ich mag es, wenn man mir vertraut :)

[aristarxs]

:) i love you, fips <3

[germanifier]

(Translation: :) Ich hab dich lieb, fips <3)

Ich hab dich viel mehr lieb, Ari ♡

(Translation for you: I love you much more, Ari ♡)

[aristarxs]

I like being trusted :)

[germanifier]

Ich mag es, wenn man mir vertraut :)

[germanifier]

Give me shit to germanifie, people.

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[germanifier]

Ja, Baby, du bist krank und verdreht, kommst du wieder ins Bett? Was? Ja, natürlich bist du böse und unrettbar. Kannst du jetzt bitte mit mir kuscheln?

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

[germanifier]

"Das hört sich an wie ein du Problem" ist buchstäblich einer der witzigsten Möglichkeiten, auf Kritik zu reagieren.