♥ i am the bitch ♥

i'm bruna and i like food /

[gerrardly]

Eliza: he's been practicing all day

*earlier that day*

Philip: My name is poet

Philip: I am a Philip

[gerrardly]

me: I love these fuzzy socks! they're so great!!!

me, accidentally stepping in water: there are moments that the words don't reach

[gerrardly]

Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton

Angelica: Where's your family from

Hamilton: *breaks into tears and cries for 8 full minutes*

Hamilton: uNIMPORTANT

[gerrardly]

Me: I am strong and nothing can affect me!

Me: *rocks back a little too far in my chair*

Me: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[msmarvel]

The Avengers (2012) // Team Thor (2016)

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[faggottt]

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

[vibesanddstuff]

God dammit

[stubborncunt-deactivated2018120]

I guess

[kim-jisoo]

[gerrardly]

hey what is the football fandom up to nowadays

[brainstatic]

[swarnpert]

some liberal: this wouldnt have happened if hillary were presi-

me: PEOPLE WERE STILL GOING TO DIE JUST IN LOCATIONS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT

[inherit-thenight-deactivated201]

current mood: the way boromir says ‘they have a cave troll’ in fellowship of the ring

[ballroom-baby]

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

[dvnicl-deactivated20151216]

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[burn0uttt-deactivated20160829]

Do this rn

[dopelez-deactivated20160716]

Seriously do it

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

This is very gendered so I’m also including ‘Dear partner’ etc bc not everyone is a boy or a girl.

[gerrardly]

HELLO

so I'm not dead how's everyone doing

[gerrardly]

hiii anyone there who’s native language is english

i’m translating this play and stumbled upon a word that i don’t really understand in the context can someone help me plssss

[pinkfloydd]

[taylulz]

this is so pure

[fauxfable]

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

[urbanklopp]

@claudiomarchiisio​ sont-ils célibataire parce que j’suis prêt iA 😂😂

[tylerposey]

Sebastian Stan in the play “Picnic” at the American Airlines Theatre on Broadway **