The Total Work Of Art

I’m a goddamn grown-up with a credit score and a bowl of fruit on my counter

[gesamkuns-twerk]

Name: Olivia

Age: 32

She/her. I’m just here for the clown show. I do not contain multitudes.

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Ragatha Circus is now in BTB and Steve and Cesare are fighting for her love.

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Here before anyone else says it:

Caine is Sam Reich.

[kimyoonmiauthor]

US Book ban on LGBTQIA books

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At least hit the shiny repost button if you're going to do nothing else. This should not stand.

Stop the bill dead in its tracks. LGBTQIA people have a right to be represented in books.

[gesamkuns-twerk]

Was LDG actually “L’inconnue de la Seine?” (Allegedly the face of the CPR doll)

[johnwicklover1999]

while looking for gold jewelry to match my skirt, i found a plain-looking ring. i barely have any gold jewelry, so i took what i could get.

it's not a plain ring and i don't remember where i got it. BUT. it's engraved with "Can the Living Marry the Dead?"

i don't know if that's a reference or something, but it's cesdoc as FUCK. or fransare, shit. my cesdoc ring.....

[johnwicklover1999]

MY CESDOC RING.....!

[gesamkuns-twerk]

I know this! From The Corpse Bride (2005), a movie that absolutely did not deserve the bad reviews.

Also the main character is Cesare Big Naturals

[bootyliquor9000]

i realized due to personal experience that it's possible that Cesare's hair is Like That because it's greasy as balls. unwashed for a LONG time, without even a rinse even.

i realized this because my hair clumped in a way that made my hair parting more noticeable

and then, i washed my hair, and it curled up just the way it always did.

so maybe, gramps needs a good bath and some curl-friendly soaps and bam- curlsare in the year 2026

[gesamkuns-twerk]

I want to dunk him in my kitchen sink like a toy poodle and give him a bubble bath he won’t forget.

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What’s Garzone’s deal? Does he just go about being a hater?

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“Looks like a silent movie star, talks like a Loren Bouchard character on stimulants.”

He is my everything 🖤

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You guys are aware that Sideshow Bob is what Steve and Cesare’s baby would be?

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Me with thrush in my throat.

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I’m sorry, but you seem to think Cesare is going o wear TASTEFUL cardigans and well-fitting pants? That man has been wearing the same onesie for 1000 years, he’s due to commit some serious fashion crimes!!!

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Ok but how would Cesare deal with those sluts at Trader Joe’s?

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@crow--brain is this anything? Some late Byzantine ho

Trying to extrapolate what some broke dude would look like when everyone was so *fancy.*

He really just looks like some guy, but then he was just some guy

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Ok but we were all kind of spot-on.

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Puppet Gabe from Gravity Falls and Cesare. Two weird puppet-obsessed dreamboats who have definitely made out with their own puppets. In a series with Alex Hirsch.

[edgy-dragon-trash]

If btb was any more popular, I think Cesare would have enough cringe boy swag to be a sexyman. But for once, hes someone I don’t wish such a fate onto.

[gesamkuns-twerk]

He was on the Tumblr Sexyman Registry (the wiki) before it was taken down. So was Doc.