cornstarch with water

gesine 18

[gesithepanda]

[gesithepanda]

the reason i sin is bc there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i sure as shit aint climbin no stairs

[agunandarose]

[ruinedchildhood]

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[jdnvx]

[seasaltcat]

WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU

[notyouphatjesus]

[straightboyfriend]

id rather eat grass than listen to country music

[dinkelberry]

*then

[straightboyfriend]

I can’t believe you tried to correct my already correct grammar

[technicolourunicorn]

[deb-bie]

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

how I shop online

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[flyingscotsman]

[no-place-like-london]

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

[arthur-recaps]

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

[legalmexican]

SHE WAS SO COLD

[securethewig]

My daughter

[kittyzone]

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

Ok honestly it’s time for me to have a boyfriend so uh universe 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 lets make it happen