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[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[flagellant]

this is what a Bodhisattva is

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, literally!

[galileoace]

🎶 Bunnings Warehouse 🎶 Where Spiritual Enlightenment is just the beginning™

[leumeistersgotablog]

never thought I'd see Bunnings Warehouse on this hellsite

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[magicratfingers]

my beautiful sons tower and second tower

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[estel-system]

[werewolfmack]

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[dreamingnemleria]

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[ms-demeanor]

Service animal hard at work

[thexfl-deactivated20220712]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[feazelbal]

[recuperationdisliker]

[wehaveassumedcontrol]

[sighinastorm]

[punished-blitzkriegfritz]

The last pic is like a very fucking specific hieroglyph which you only understand if you know it’s context.

[theknightinslippers]

The context

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[skyberia]

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

[nieyao]

the comments have me in tears

[abowlofjellyfish]

[twiggies-draws]

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

[library-seraph]

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

[certifiedchickenposts]

what does your favourite chicken blog get up to on a saturday night you may ask?

[groovy-rat-man]

Im gonna try and make Earl Hickey from my name is earl in tomodachi life and im probably not gonna do a great job but im gonna do my best

[groovy-rat-man]

Literally none of the hair options looked like his hair but I think i did the face pretty good. My mom likes what I got so far.