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he thought time relativity was for one day he mad!!!!!!

[scribbled this sometime last week? bc this post reminded me of that part in the book again and i kept giggling about it]

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A COMIC INSPIRED BY MY POST?!?!?! 😭😭😭💖💖💖😭😭😭 THIS IS THE BEST THNG THAT’S HAPPENED ALL WEEK OMG

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just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

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2 pics. no caption

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first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

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Dunk was intent on sharpening his sword on the bench when Ser Wylde broke the yard's peace.

"Soooo... how does it work, exactly?"

Dunk lifted his eyes from his work slowly.

"How does the... sharpening work?" he asks, confused. But really, the way the other kingsguards' attention turned toward them, some in alarm, should have clued him in.

"Sure," the man says indolently. "But honestly, I was more talking about the bending of the king. Because, I've got to say, you're so tall, I can't see how you're doing it without breaking him."

It took Dunk a moment to realize the man had really said what he did. Slow as an aurochs, maybe. But when roused, he could move quickly.

Before anyone else could blink, he was at the man's side and had him up against the wall, armor and all, feet dangling under him. Had him by the neck, too, and making him turn a proper shade of red for it.

"No shame!... most honorable man... how dare you... unfit! Unfit!"

Dunk himself wasn't sure what he was roaring. Too angry about it to tell. And the Kingsguards were all yelling, at the man, at Dunk, at each other, pulling his arms, trying to pry his hands away where he was trying to strangle Ser Wylde—

"None of your business who he's bending!" Dunk bellowed.

"Wait...," said Wylde in between wheezes, "*he* is bending *you*?"

Dunk gave him a proper shake that rattled his teeth.

"None of your business!"

But the others had stopped trying to stop him to stare.

"...What?" said Dunk.

"Nothing," answered Ser Donnel, whom Dunk had always thought had the right amount of respect for the king "... just. Kind of... a lot to climb on. Is all. You're a big lad."

Ser Wylde wheezed, so Dunk gave him a rough shake to silence him. At least, Ser Donnel was respectful in his curiosity.

"He's a great king!"

"No doubt," Ser Donnel said, eyebrows raised high.

"He's a big king," added Dunk.

"Didn't need to know that," muttered Ser Corbray.

"Speak for yourself," answered Ser Crakehall "Say, ser, how big?"

"I mean, tall."

"Alright," said Ser Donnel. "Enough. Ser Duncan, might you consider putting Ser Wylde down? I'm sure he sufficiently sorry. Plus, he's getting purple, and there's no knight available skilled and loyal enough to afford losing him."

Dunk exhaled angrily and felt like the aurochs Ser Arlan was always talking about. Then he let Wylde go.

The man crumbles in a cacophony of metal plates and coughing.

Ser Crackehall looked at him, eyebrows raised high.

"Say, Marbrant. How much do you reckon Wylde weights in his armor?"

"Lots," answered the man with a blank face, "lots to overcome when you're... tall and big."

They looked at each other and started laughing. Ser Donnel was sighing, like he thought Dunk wasn't going to shake them *too* because he didn't think Dunk understood what they were saying. Joke was on him; Dunk wasn't that thick.

"He doesn't need to 'overcome' me." Dunk said with great dignity. That stopped the two idiots Dunk had thought better off just an hour hence.

"Oh?" Ser Crakehall said with interest. The others seemed interested too because they were listening.

"It's a great honor," Dunk answered.

Ser Crakehall sighed disappointedly.

"I'm sure it is, lad," said Ser Donnel.

"He's very gentle—"

Ser Donnel's eyes turned soft even as Ser Crackehall rolled his own discreetly.

"-except when he's a beast"

Ser Donnel choked on his saliva and Ser Marbrant perked up.

"—but even then, he's the greatest. Because he's the king."

Ser Crakehall sighs very disappointedly. Dunk put his fists on his hips, exhaled his anger like Baelor taught him, then nodded decisively.

"Plus, he said it's good exercise for Nightwing."

A moment of silence, then Ser Donnel asked reluctantly.

"How... did he say this... exactly?"

Dunk tried to recall the exact words.

"'Ser, there's a stud and there's a mountain. When one has climbed the latter, the former seems a trivial matter.' Or something. But we were talking about his war horse before, so it was definitely about his horse riding."

Ser Crackehall and Marbrant grinned at each other while Donnel slowly put a hand over his eyes and muttered.

"I should have married the girl. She really wasnt that ugly."

"As a Kingsguard, it's my duty—"

"—definitely not—"

"—like I said, a great honor—"

"—why does everything has to be about honor? For once, can't it be about whimsy—"

"—and I love him. So."

That, at least, seems to stop the sniggering. Ser Dornel's eyes turned soft again.

"Alright, lad. We heard you. Now let us go back to what we were doing."

Which is when Ser Wylde chose to speak again.

"Say, Ser... does he ride you astride or side-saddle? Just so I can picture it accurately."

Dunk roared and grabbed him.

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@ominous-signs

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Official ominous sign

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We need to bring this back full swing so bad

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I ship it

to-proudly-go

A nonchalant baddie and their overchalant mates

Don't worry about Adrian; they're right where they want to be

monsterritory

Episode 3 of @eridian-heart

Even as an Eridian Grace is not immune to flashbacks,

And Adrian is not immune to Grace

masao-micchi

pt2

it’s “get a kiss from your teacher” day

rocky’s big brain plan to get more smooches backfired spectacularly

dont be too greedy guys

my other PHM art here

kipsa-hoy

You sleep. I watch.

memewhore

bananahomo

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

minakittengaming

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

zillyblog

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

trashfishhh

weighted blanket TOO HEAVY

raviolireptile

Birthday post! I am 19 now 🎊 also don’t get mad at Rocky 4 being short w Grace. this is the 5th time in the last 20 mins that Grace has interrupted Rocky’s work to talk about some random bullshit

hivewingcricket

The attack I did against @twiggyart6’s Eridian!Grace, and @sharkfiinn’s Prism :)

It was really enjoyable to do and I love the turnout

Dusk is my eridsona btw

@twiggyart6 @sharkfiinn

anonymouslyrambo

My af attack for @sharkfiinn (art fight linked below)

I decided for prism to be all pixel art bc I've been drawing crystals/details on eridians as pixel art lately and I think prism being all pixels could add to their whole 'not fitting in' thing considering their in a completely different art style (also so sorry their colourings a lil messed up! I didn't realize they weren't a full rainbow gradient all the way down until I already finished the legs, I tried to fix it but sorry if they ended up a little less pink than they should've)