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Rick in the soup...

this is stupid as FUCK anyways redraw of @putting-rick-in-places's soup edit. HELP.

SHDJDJAJ I LOVE IT HOLY SHIT I’m so glad my account with my silly little edits could inspire you!!! SJDJSJ and much love you fuckin shitbag (affectionate)

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it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

cleaned my dildo with scented soap now my cooch smells like sage

#tmi #but #true #local menace

Take laxatives and melatonin for a fun & easy way to shit the bed!

#shitpost

Pet: does any size stretch

All humans ever: big stretch!!!!!