Don't you want to give into the darkness

That little nagging paranoia in the back of your mind. Artistic likeness in my profile picture by @lemontarto (If you have an issue with something posted message me)

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Oh so when I play god by drowning my Sims in the pool that's evil and fucked up but when PARENTS play god irl everyday that's chill and "their legal right" and "why do you hate the family"

[its-mias-world]

*all the neverseen members having deep backstories of how the elven system failed to support them, forcing them to take matters into their own hands*

gethen:

[fintan-pyren]

I feel like we could spread misinformation about Keeper really effectively if we all worked together.

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

I'm on it. Lying to Keefe as we speak.

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Friends with benefits included herpes and chlamydia, obviously. And (☝️) paid holidays!

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

"why would you join an evil terrorist organization that's so sick and fucked up" we literally have dental

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

The towers. Theeeeey're right behind me aren't they

[autistic-arsonist]

since the gold and silver tower at Foxfire are basically identical does this mean that if the Neverseen attacked them would this be the elven equivalent of 9/11

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

You can always rely on humans for a good brainstorming session

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Well it wasn't me

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Imagine being threatened by someone who dies of old age💀

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Faggot (non practicing)

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Ha! While you were studying the blade, I was studying the other blade We're studying the blade together<3 blade academy:):) *one singular gnome clips through the ceiling, only to vanish back into the void, taking a chair with it* Don't look up they do it for attention all the fucking time

[lcb1313]

why didnt she just bet on the dogs that win

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

My question to Sophie

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Well who is in charge of bringing accessibility to the devil's sacrament, that's what I would like to know

[fintan-pyren]

anyone else kinda get queer vibes from fintan?

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

We KEEP getting this question. Hello everyone welcome to the devil's sacrament! I'll be your host tonight, Gethen Inar Ondsinn. Dont forget to like and subscribe for more terrorism tips and updates! And before we begin, a message from our sponsor: Walmart

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Remember, always think before kissing your evil wife, what if you had two evil wives?

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

Contrary to popular belief, we do have an HR department. Her name is Linda, she's from Detroit, and she has a PhD in terrorism.

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

The Neverseen also runs an internship program. Ignore those screams.

[gethen-inar--ondsinn]

No, the interns do not know we are the evil elvin organization The Neverseen. Yes, they are all humans.