SHSL PLUMBER

MURDERED associated with islandsofdespair

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mastermind huo or smthn I got bored with it like halfway through 

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death message for you bastards

".........................fsshhhh...........hhhss.........................Uh...................................uhm.......ok........hey guys. If you're listening to this I guess that means I'm.......dead. I thought I should leave a sort of will or something behind. Then I remembered that writing isn't my forte, so you get this recording instead.

So. I'm dead. Murdered.

But let's not talk about that.

.........Wow, I can't even think of anything to say. I guess it's just that I wish I could've spent more time with you guys. You guys are great. Being in school together would've been really fun. Even if I didn't get the privilege of, like, really getting to know you, meeting you was already enough to make me really, really happy.

So. I suppose this is a thank you thing? Yeah.....thanks you guys. It was fun. Short, but fun.

Ok, now I'm just repeating after myself.

Whatever, let's talk more.

Chiemi. Although I didn't get to talk to you very much, I enjoyed your company. You and Kazuki should like, coughgettogethercough and get married. I'm glad you liked the shoes I got you. 

Hideki.......oh. I mean Luigi. You're a cool guy, I like you. Maybe......in the dark of the night....when you get up to go to the bathroom.....you'll see.....my face in the mirror....! Haha, no, I'm joking. I hereby give you the rights to my Mario hat.

Nananananana Spiderma- oops. Wrong song. You got me....a little more interested in reading, I'll admit. Unfortunately, it looks like I won't be able to act on those desires. You should write a book about us. It's terrible, I know, but I feel like it's something that should be done.

Eri. You're....really nice. Just letting you know that. Thanks for talking with me. I planned on making a cake for you but......well. Maybe I actually did give you it and this is just outdated. Who knows. Anyways, you deserve to live.

Everyone deserves to live.

Everyone. Live for me, ok?

I'm sorry I wasn't able to stay with you. Find who's behind this, find out what's really happening. Save everyone. Those are my only wishes.

Bye.

..................hsssssssshsh........crk."

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Su-zu-me

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 Oh, god. If only Huo knew what she was getting herself into by asking that question.

The obvious answer was all of them - as a child, Suzume’s appetite for superhero comics had been indiscriminate and absolutely ravenous. She’d worked through single issues of Batman and bound volumes of Sailor Moon and even collections of obscure, awkwardly-translated manhwa with equal enthusiasm. Once she’d discovered that idea - that fantasy of absolute righteousness and the power to do real good - it had burrowed into her skull and put down roots there.

“I mean, I’m not really,” Suzume said, though it was obvious from the redness of her ears that the compliment pleased her. “But I wanted to be one, when I was little. My favorites are the ones that’re reporters by day - Superman, Spiderman. And Lois Lane, even though she’s not technically a hero. She kicks ass anyway.”

She laughed.

“I’m kind of a dork. Don’t tell anybody, okay, Huo-san?”

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Aw, she really was a dork. That cool and professional exterior hides a comic book nerd. Her dream really did come true in the end, didn't it? I have nooo idea who Lois Lane is. Probably a reporter or something, that would explain why I don't know her. Though I'm intrigued now, a hero huh?

"Don't worry, it'll be a secret! Who's Lois Lane though? I don't really read. Sorry if that's a stupid question?" I scratched my head sheepishly. Wow.....great.......A+ Huo. Show off your ignorance. That's the price of never reading and being around smart people.

I may not have read a lot, but I still read (more like looked) at comics. The pictures were pretty and could tell the story all by themselves. I could certainly relate to wanting to be a hero. They all had happy endings and everything, plus the hero always won and everything, ok wow that's a really selfish reason, but it's true. A happy ending........is all I want. Thinking about it, I haven't felt that happy recently. Not just because of our situation either. 

Sigh.

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ew reading - Hideki

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Hideki shrugged “People generally dont like it when i figure things out about them and point it out. Learned to let them take their time and say things themselves.”  Rubbing the bridge of his noes he said “You’re afraid of the mirror hall for some reason. Maybe Spectrophobia or something similar. If you still want to talk about it go ahead, if not…” Looking across he was surprised, she didn’t seem the type to be afraid of much. Shrugging he added “Whatever it is your secrets safe with me.”

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"Uhh, well, honestly I didn't think the mirror thing would still have an effect on me? It was just something I was a little freaked out about when I was younger. Guess it carried over?" Like, man, what the fuck. Who decided that I would still have this going on?

Did Monobear know of this? If that's the reason he put a mirror hall here I swear I'm gonna rip him a new one. 

I sighed and rubbed my temple, "It's just a thing when they're a lot of mirrors around. Got scared by watching too many horror movies and everything."

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Presents for my peasants.

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“Even so, you certainly do have stories to tell.” Chiemi said with a shrug. “Still, considering it was ‘in the dumps’ supposedly, I would…probably worry about the sanitation of the school itself. I would probably have all sorts of nightmares about the germs.” Chiemi shook a bit at the thought of it. Oh god: Now Hwa-san would have to find out about Chiemi’s weird ocd tendencies. As if THAT wasn’t enough.  Despite the first scare, Chiemi seemed to watch Hua intently, a spark of curiousity in her eyes. She really did like learning about new things. Even when she was a child, Chiemi was homeschooled by her parents. So really, there was no experience prior, to where she could make friends, or have a completely different life out of a specific ‘spotlight’. While the end result was gratifying however, sometimes she wondered, had she the opportunity to choose, if she’d pick a different result.  “You didn’t…care. Hmm…” Chiemi smiled at the thought of this. It wasn’t often that she’d come across someone like this. She either scared them into obeyed her every command, or anger them until they lurked behind her in the shadows. “Yes, I suppose my first impression wasn’t too great. And my scene at the cafeteria…both could be deemed completely unacceptable.” Chiemi shrugged, apparently not afraid to admit either thing. “Either way, I’m grateful. …We do seem alike in some way, Hwa-chan. While we seem to be from two different worlds, I can tell that we view the world…in a very similar light.” After saying this, she patted Hua on the shoulder lightly. “As lame as this sounds, I’m glad to have met you. …Thanks.” Such a strange thing to say, considering the circumstances. 

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"HAHAHA, you should've seen the restrooms! It was probably the most disgusting sight I had ever seen in my life!" There were horror stories about them overflowing and having shit (and god knows what else) on the floor. If you knew what was good for you, you's stay at least 10 feet  away from those filthy things.

I wonder what kind of life Chiemi led before this? Was she a pampered child? Did she even get to experience average things? Or was she like an alien from outer space with everything new to her?

That sort of life.....it would seem pretty easy on the outside....but isn't it really just as tough as everyone else's? Sure, you got a lot of things, but you would have a hard time meeting people and making friends, even enemies! Other than rivals, of course. You would work, and work, and work, and yeah, it'll pay off, at the cost of having no fun. 

Maybe I'm just lazy. Or over thinking it.

Here we've got all these people doing amazing things with their lives.......it's almost inspiring in it's own little dumb way. if only all of us could've gone to Hope's Peak as planned. Fuck, if we got to live our lives normally again it would be the greatest damn blessing ever bestowed upon us.

"Haha, that's not lame. I'm glad to have met you too!" I grinned at her. Who would of thought that we could be friends? Makes me even more upset over the fact that we have to be stuck this place, like, can't a girl have some friends normally? No murder game, nooooo thank you. "First impressions don't do much for me. They never tell you what a person is really like? I mean, if we can't even figure out ourselves and our close friends who we've spent years with, how can we judge people we've just met?"

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Cooking Time!

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“Oh!  Hello!  Im Kazuhiko Laforet!  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  I’m the SHSL Patissiere.  A pleasure to make your acquaintance.”  Kazuhiko flashed his best attempt at a winning smile, considering the situation, and invited Huo Hua to sit next to him on one of the many benches dotting the walkway.

“So what brings you outside today?  With most of the park closed off…there is not much to do or see.  I’m afraid I’m on the way to get some ingredients presently, but if you’d like to accompany, I’d be happy for the company.”  Kazuhiko gave a warm squeeze of the shoulder on the last part.  He was thrilled to perhaps make an ally-no, a friend in such a dark place as this.

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I shrugged. "It would be really boring being all cooped up in the castle so I, like, went out for a walk." 

First impression? Really friendly, seemed like a cool dude. I like him already. Though, was it just me or did he seem a little too happy for someone in a situation like this? Not that the optimism hurt, but he reminds me of Mic, albeit without the creepiness. Maybe he could help me bake a cake for Eri, or at least teach me some tips.

"S-sensei! Teach me your ways!" I bowed deeply in front of him. "Teach me how to bake a good fucking cake!"

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Suzume was less bemused by the plumber’s sudden gift than she might have been a day or two ago. Lots of people seemed to have decided that post-execution was the perfect time to start giving one another extravagant presents. Was it a denial thing? We’re all having so much fun and totally didn’t just watch a person die, so have a present. Or was it a bribery thing? I totally just watched a person die, so take this present and please don’t kill me.

It could even, she contemplated, be a trick. I totally just watched a person die and I’ve discovered that I enjoy it, so I hope you like this box of bees, motherfucker!

“Thank you?” she said hesitantly. Huo had comforted her after the illusionist’s death, but they hadn’t exactly spoken apart from that. What could the plumber have gotten her?

She lifted the lid of the box and peeked inside…and promptly let out a very un-Suzume squeak of delight. Shoes. 

Suzume didn’t tend to care much for flashy or girly clothes - her sober blazers, button-ups and pants were fine for her, thanks - but shoes were another story entirely. 

“Oh my god! Are you serious? I can have these? That’s - that’s so nice, Plumber-san!”

“I don’t think we’ve even been formally introduced, have we? My name is Suzume Shiratori. But you can call me Spiderman too if you want because I love Spiderman.” 

She was babbling. But…wow. Just wow! What a nice thing to do.

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CALLED IT.

Shoes receive extremely positive reception, especially from the female crowd. Spiderman's love for them is almost overwhelming, Chiemi obviously appreciated them (maybe because her old ones were soiled), like wow. Do they hold some sort of mysterious hypnotic power I was previously unaware of?

I've got to keep note of this, I can't be lured in like the others! Shoes were banned! No more shoes!

I mean what. They were too nice to get rid of, what was I talking about? Damn, defeated by foot apparel. How pathetic! Sorry father.....your daughter has failed you.....

"Yeah!" I hopped up and down, "Spiderman is really cool! My name is Huo Hua - oh. I just said that in the wrong order didn't I? Ahaha.....oops...."

Introductions first right? Wait, the sentence still made sense right? What? That was smooth. As smooth as a baby's butt. No, I was as smooth as an elderly butt. The elder-liest of them all.

Aherm.

Personally, Suzume didn't strike me as someone who was really into superhero stuff, but considering her job it didn't seem so odd after all. "Ooh, uhh, which superheroes are your favorite? You're sort of a superhero yourself aren't you?"

Reporting the truth, no matter how harsh it was. Pretty admirable. Gotta have some tough skin for a job like that.

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Cooking Time!

Kazuhiko couldn’t take it any more.  He couldn’t take the boredom.  All this time without practicing his craft and he would go crazy.  He needed a challenge…and well…the situation presented one.  Maybe this time he could make a perfect one…one that captured what he could see, and feel, and taste in his mind.

He set out seeking potential recruits…people he could cook for.  With just time and resources, his baking lacked aim, and goal…he needed people to give him direction.  So anyone who wanted them would get a sweet, tailored to their desires, whims, personality, and talent.  At least that might make him some friends here.  People his own age to talk to would be a nice change…but not to dwell!  There was work to be done, and that at last put a spring in his step.

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I know I said that I would bake a cake for Eri but....how exactly does one go about doing that? Sure, I knewhow to and there was probably an oven somewhere, but I'm not really confident in my baking skills. Like, come on, if you're gonna do something, you gotta do it right! Go hard or go home.

Putting that aside, who was the flowery dude over there? Don't think I've seen him around before. Was he a SHSL Ninja with his incredible invisibility skills? Or maybe SHSL Host?

Ooh, that gave me a good idea. We should set up a 'Hope's Peak Academy Host Club', Most of us are attractive enough to pull it off, haha. We could earn a pretty penny.

No, no, no. I have to get my priorities straight. Right now my first and foremost priority is 'talk to everyone and make sure they won't kill me' meaning I should have a chat with Mr. Flowerboy.

"Heeey, what's up? I'm Huo Hua."

Just casually approach him. This is a tense, Battle Royale type situation. Take it all sloooooowly and caaaaaarefully.

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ew reading - Hideki

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Hideki looked a little surprised “Huo-san, the name was only a joke…” He noticed her reaction and looked around at where they were. Could it be? Mentally shrugging he decided to ask her about it once they were outside. Moving to put a helping arm around her shoulder he led her as quickly to the exit as possible without actually running. Once they got outside he let go “Safe” He said simply as he moved past her. Sitting on a bench he looked across at her “Something you want to share or should I not ask?”

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We've got some real prince-in-shining-armor shit going on here. Escorting me out of that place like a total gentleman.....though, I'm not sure whether to tease or thank him for that.

I plopped down on the bench and leaned back. "Uhhh, well, you probably can fill in the blanks by yourself. If you haven't already." Hideki is a smart dude, I don't think he needs any more explanation than needed.

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the gang's all here { closed

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Chiemi shook her head at Kazuki’s attempt at a speech. He was trying, but his way of phrasing things was not…exactly on super high school level speech enthusiast level or something. Well whatever: That was fine. He was trying to keep everyone together, and that was what mattered. He was trying to be practical about it without being a total douche. At least Chiemi could respect him for it.  The Broadway performer waited until he was finished with his say. “Well, as you all know, I’m the heartless bastard who pushed a guy offstage and paralyzed him. I told you so after that idiot bear decided to tell of Kazuki-kun’s secret.” She tried to smile at this, but the wounds were still fresh from earlier. After all, it was a fucked up time in her life, when a boy her age was trying to harm her, as well as the other girls in the production.  “Now obviously, we all came here because despite our differences, we know we need to change something. More importantly, I don’t see anyone exactly jumping at the idea of killing themselves. If so, it would have happened already. But do us a favor: If you have any ounce of dignity left in you, just tell us what your big secret is. Do you honestly think anyone is in the right to judge at this point? Because if you feel that way, you might as well leave now. We don’t need wimps.” Well, that was blunt, but she meant well. “I know this is Kazuki-kun’s meeting, but the fact of the matter is, your secret well be leaked somehow, people. Spill the beans so no one like Meike, Kazuki or Suzume have to be in pain anymore. Just suck it up and deal with it.”

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“Nude pics online. Simple as that.” Mic says, waving his hand. “Done.” Mic watches everyone else.

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…. This wasn’t what Eri had signed up for. She thought they were going to have one of those useless discussions that got them nowhere. The one where they talk in circles but actually get nothing done. She didn’t expect him to sit them down and say ‘yo tell us your secrets or we’ll think you’re going to kill someone.

That was low. And true. If she refused to say hers, she was digging her own grave. More people would refuse, and they would all look suspicious. It also made her an optimal first victim because she wasn’t ‘trustworthy’.

Okay. Takumi did it. Chiemi did it. Meike, Suzume and Kazuki all had theirs told by Monobear. Eri would rather have them hear it from her than from the twisted mouth of that bear. Actually, she would rather vomit on the floor and jump off of the roller coaster, but that wasn’t an option.

“A few years ago, I was translating for an important politician.” Eri tried to keep her voice as distant and steady as she could. She was a bit surprised that it worked. “I made a stupid mistake, and he lost his job because of it. He couldn’t get rehired anywhere because of the scandal, and no one would believe me when I said I’d worded it wrong. In the end, after his wife left him and he had nothing, he killed himself. It was my fault.”

She was going to throw up. They were going to hate her. She didn’t feel better at all. “….. Next, please.”

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Time to man up and face the music. I hardly wanted to even talk to Kazuki, let alone indulge him with my secret, but unless I wanted the suspicion to be cast onto me....

"Ok gather 'round kids, it's story time." I released a heavy sigh. Daaaamn, this wasn't going to be fun. "Once upon a time there was a group of dumb bitches. As it happened, these dumb bitches had some 'connections' and everything, so they had this great idea to show off that power! Hmmmm, they wondered, what is the most we can get away with? Their evil thoughts would have scared off the most stalwart of foes! Maybe we can have some 'fun' with that group of losers they laughed. They tormented the poor kids and made their lives a living hell for over 5 years! Until one day, two years ago, reality slapped one of them bitches hard in the face. She reported everything to the authorities after realizing in horror how fucking terrible this was! After that everybody hated her because wow, who wants to be friends with the bully? The bad guy? The one that betrayed her group of friends?"

I struck a dramatic pose.

"That's right, that girl was me. The end, no happy ending for you. So sorry." 

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rest in peace, pen { reunion

[ Ok, so… I think it’s enough. We have to do a reunion. And with a “reunion”, I mean fucking everyone. I have to write a note and put into everyone’s door. Like that singer does all the fucking time. But should I waste my valuable pen? No.

I have the random guy’s pen with me, bro. I stole it from the guy that stole it from me who stole it first, so… I can waste that guy’s pen! How fucking great is that?

So, let’s write 16 notes. I have the perfect fucking idea. ]

OK BROS LISTEN UP THIS IS TOTALLY SERIOUS AND BY THAT I MEAN THIS IS NOT A FUCKING *JOKE*.

everyone meet up at the cafeteria. when? right fucking now, you dumbshit (chiemi, eri and mien aren’t dumbshits. the rest are, though. so if you are chiemi, eri or mien, you aren’t a dumbshit. i totally love you.) 

we’re going to discuss STUFF. and by that i mean, duh, if anyone’s gonna murder someone. or maybe our secrets. now, don’t get me wrong. i’m not that psychopath singer, no. i just want to end this quick.

maybe someone even has a murder plan. that someone is totally not me. get out.

so.

CAFETERIA. NOW.

i’ll be there. 

- who did the letter??? hm. let’s think about this. let’s. let’s wait the precious time going to the cafeteria wondering who did the letter. IT’S THE FUCKING SLEUTH.

[ S… Shit. The pen ran out. I’ll put the pen with the note in the random guy’s door… Ta… Tasomething. So, yeah. I put all of the notes on everyone’s door, and run to the cafeteria. Let’s have a discussion, bro. ]

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I was getting a whole lot of notes. It was obvious that Kazuki wrote this one. Like, fuck, who else would would WRITE LIKE THIS LIKE WHOA YEAH BRO THIS AIN'T A FUCKING JOKE.

Uhm.

Looked like it was time for a 'group discussion' that we should've had at the very beginning. I sighed and headed for the cafeteria.

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The Dirty Little Secret

It had been two days since Monobear announced the first motive. She had stayed cooped up in her room during this time trying to calm herself down, she wanted to be out there, trying her best to comfort the others, that she’d be there for them even despite their secrets. They all had them, and there was always a story behind it, a reason why, and even then she knew people could change. 

Slipping out of bed, she decided she’d at least come out for today, be strong. Be calm. She didn’t bother to tie her hair up into it’s stylized ponytail, however she did clip in the small soccer ball pin Mien gave to her. Finally, she left her room and headed out toward the fountain where Monobear would make his appearance.

As he stood before everyone, to her relief, no one had murdered yet, no secret was worth killing for…right? She pursed her lips as she awaited for the reveal and as soon as her name left his mouth she found herself frozen, her chest constricting. “So Meike-chan is next” He began.

No no no no no.

“You see. Her secret is that her uncle” No no no. Stop, please. Her ears went deaf to the rest only picking up on a few other words. Likes being touch. Slut. Slut. SLUT. ”SHUT UP!” Meike screeched as she was shaking her head and before she realized it the tears were already falling from her fearful eyes. She shouldn’t have left the room, she should have stayed. This was painful. This hurt. Eyes were on her. She could feel her stomach twisting with nauseous. Oh no. In front of everyone Meike vomited upon the nearby grass, holding her hands against her head. She was paralyzed, she wanted to run away but she couldn’t, so all she could do was sob loudly and tighten her fingers until her knuckles turned white.

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My whole being shook with anger. Monobear the gossip queen had gone way, way too far with this. The disgust I felt for the bear and Meike's uncle overwhelmed me.

This secret hit pretty close to home. There was this friend I had that had lived under similar conditions. Thankfully, the perpetrator had been caught, but I saw the effects of it firsthand.Trust me, it was a terrible sight.

Imagining someone living for an even longer time like that, not being able to tell anyone, not having anyone to rely on. It was sick. People were disgusting.

Then, Monobear had tossed it around like it was nothing, and had the nerve to put the blame on the victim.

I burst out into tears.

"Fuck you, we will find you. And when we do, I'll shove a pringle can up your ass!" 

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ew reading - Hideki

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Hideki saw her hesitate as they entered the mirror hall.  He hung back so she wouldn’t be walking alone as they passed through. Looking to the sides he waved at himself, and saw himself behind…himself…and in front of himself there was…. he looked back ahead. This was getting confusing. “You ok there Mario?” Looking down at Hou. He sort of liked mirror halls, but over thinking it he realized made his head hurt.

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M-Mario? Was that going to be my name from this point onwards?

This was not ok. No, I wasn't talking about the nickname, I was talking about being inside a place covered with fucking mirrors. Why did I even agree to do this? Someone help me, I'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I covered my eyes and slapped a hand onto Hideki's shoulder. "Lead the way Luigi, this is hurting my brain."

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super gift for super mario I mean Hua

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Okay, maybe she wasn’t as subtle as she thought. No matter! A gift was still a gift. “You’re psychic! Yep! Tadah!” Eri held the box of bandages out with a smile. It wasn’t her usual idea of a gift, but if it was something Hua wanted, then it was her pleasure to provide.

“Hopefully they’re alright! There were so many, I wasn’t sure what type was right.”

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Dah da da daaaa~ You obtained a box of ACE bandages! They're totally rad and you appreciate the gift because they're necessary for binding your chest (wow what is a bra.)

"No, no, they're fine! It's the brand I usually use, you must have really good instincts ehehe."

What does Eri like? Cute things? I should totally make her something, like a cake or whatever. Yeah! That sounds good.

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ew reading - Hideki

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HIdeki scoffed, “yeah you hide at the back no worries, i’ll just handle all the dangerous parts” He had a quick think, “Right now I think we should check out as much of the park as possible. At the very least we could find something useful.” Looking about he asked “What about the mirror hall?” The ferris wheel and the stall area had been checked over already, so the other areas may be a better bet. As they walked over he saw the place. “Looks to be no danger from the front. How’s the back going Hou-san? All safe?” 

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"Huh? Oh yeah, all clear!" I gave Hideki a thumbs-up and grinned.

When I was younger mirror halls totally freaked me out. I had nightmares about waking up in a room where all the walls were mirrors and I was locked in. Sorta lame thinking back on it. Even so, the thought of going into one still made me nervous. I think it was, like, catoptrophobia? Thank god it wasn't that bad for me.