truly a shitpost hellhole

[getmeoutofhereplss]

an AI writing advertisement on this fucking hell site is a sign of the end times, cuz wtf

[pukicho]

pushing thirty by the way

We're all aging up at the exact same rate. It matters not. A rock will outlive us both.

[elliotisover]

not if I eat all the rocks

[getmeoutofhereplss]

*checking my secret snack stash*

WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL MY ROCKS????

[getmeoutofhereplss]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE

[taigafore]

Bloody Mary, anyone? 👀

[getmeoutofhereplss]

so.....DO we know if Mitch McConnell is alive or not??

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[getmeoutofhereplss]

you MUST protect yourself from the catching of the melanoma

[nyenye0701]

grace rocky save each other

[getmeoutofhereplss]

grave rocky save stars (they are the stars, they're made of stars)

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[archeogeist]

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

[getmeoutofhereplss]

elle woods be like

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[getmeoutofhereplss]

how eridians reacted to Grace when they landed on Erid

[picklemanhasurges]

i want to go to the Gym and get big arms and big shoulders but what if the gymbros sense my weakness and kill me... what if they eat me for protein..

[getmeoutofhereplss]

I promise you they won't, they are also too busy worrying about whether the bigger gymbro in the gym is gonna eat them for protein

this is why they puff up all their muscles in the mirror after a pump, it's a defense mechanism to indicate to other peers in the ecosystem that they are big and cannot be eaten. like pufferfish. and frogs. and peacocks.

[getmeoutofhereplss]

do my mental and physiological symptoms count as a disability? probably. but like, I'm genderqueer and afab and primarily femme presenting. so like. The Circumstances.

(I don't drink cuz it'll fuck with my meds and I don't sleep cuz my meds fuck with my sleep, but it's fine)

[getmeoutofhereplss]

I invite you to imagine, if you will, the ultimate month celebrator.

a blasian, queer, autistic, disabled woman

feb: black history month

march: women's history month

april: autism acceptance month

may: aapi heritage month

june: pride month

july: disability pride month

50% of the year belongs to her. she's collecting months like infinity stones

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[getmeoutofhereplss]

my insides don't know that they've never seen the sky, so I'm gonna show them what they're missing

[getmeoutofhereplss]

[getmeoutofhereplss]

my hot take is that we need to stop saying "the men are not lonely enough" because they are definitely lonely enough, it's just that their loneliness should not be women's problem.

let the men figure out how to not be lonely amongst one another so that women don't have to worry about being stalked and abused and emotionally exploited