Geto's favourite little monkeys

Trauma dumping over satosugu ♡ (in a cool and wholesome way though-)

[getosfavouritemonkey]

Gojo and Geto did not dramatically breakup up infront of a kfc for y'all to think they're straight

[overthinkingmoth]

tgcf mutual: no one understands the Character.

mdzs mutual: today i blocked 5 people in the Character tag. i'm starting to suspect no one in this fandom can read.

svsss mutual: today i spent 6 hours brainstorming new ways for Character and Character to fuck nasty. here are the results.

[overthinkingmoth]

tgcf mutual: I feel like people are too invested in their Tropes and Archetypes

mdzs mutual: me when I believe unfounded rumors in the "don't believe unfounded rumors" book

svsss mutual: here is a comprehensive list of every female character and whether i think they would shave their bush or not

[mysteryteacup]

tgcf mutual: here is some normal fanart

mdzs mututal: here is some normal fanart

svsss mutual: okay skin monster versions of the character are out this week, characters as cucumbers, possums, and raccoons are in. Bonus points if they're skin monster raccoons!

[sunderwight]

tgcf mutual: I am dying they pushed back the live action's release again this is agony

mdzs mutual: still trying to find a good bootleg of the russian puppet theater version, if anyone can point me in the right direction please do

svsss mutual: I wrote another twenty thousand word fic based off of that one ad for sanitary napkins from 2021

[sparkpup-likes-drawing]

TGCF mutual: it's such a good novel, exploring such beautiful themes of love and devotion, and the main couple are perfect for each other 🥺

MDZS mutual: it's so good and deep, with its themes of trauma and love and true devotion to someone, and WangXian are really perfect for each other, especially when they go every day 😏

SVSSS mutual: got-DAMN what a dumpster fire, look at these fuckin loser creatures. Okay, Shen Qingqiu has the harem now, I'm going to make fun of every character trauma (I was a BABY! iykyk), and also I wonder how many wine bottles could fit up SQQ's ass.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

TGCF Mutual: This character is so complex for X, Y, and Z reasons. If you don’t write them correctly then fuck you.

MDZS Mutual: If you dislike this character, then you’re an asshole and your opinion is personally attacking me.

SVSSS Mutual: Mobei-Jun’s Mobei-Joobies vs Luo Binghe’s Bingtits

[oliveden]

"hua cheng is so jealous and possessive -" WRONG. that guy would watch xie lian date someone else and ask xie lian every day what his day was like and how the date was and it would literally kill him (for 19th time) to hear about it but he'd still ask because he likes seeing xie lian be happy.

if hua cheng ever dated anyone else (not that he would) xie lian would 100% arrange for a mysterious accident to happen. xie lian got jealous over ghost fire's beloved and wu ming's beloved and san lang's beloved and hua cheng's beloved despite the fact that it's literally. i have no words. you know what i mean.

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[scottpocalypse-now-deactivated2]

The Great Dying is my absolute favorite nickname for an epochal event.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cyanobacteria, Mother of Death Breathers.

[drowning-in-deadlines]

I see a lot of people in the notes are still skeptical, so

~ Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Chapter II- One Voice in the Cosmic Fugue

~ Horst Rauchfuss,  Chemical Evolution and the Origin of Life

It’s more than just a theory on tumblr. It’s an accepted hypothesis by a large number of extremely well-respected scientists. Not that oxygen kills us in 75-100 years, but oxygen is actually poisonous to all living beings. So yes…. Earth is a deathworld.

[aguacerotropical]

Quote from James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room

[getosfavouritemonkey]

DUDE IT'S LIKE 9 IN THE MORNING- WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME- 😭

[bliss-in-the-void]

The way Suguru looks at Satoru has me by the neck already, but the way Satoru looks at Suguru?? Oh my god.

That’s his entire world right there. I don’t know how to explain it but these frames just scream “all Satoru sees is Suguru.” Like. He adores Suguru.

Don’t get me started on the look in his eyes when Suguru expresses his concern over his overuse of his technique. The vulnerability? The way he looks surprised, the way it looks as though he feels seen for the first time ever? There is something so tender about this. I can’t even describe it but it’s just there.

“I’m fine.”

Satoru knew damn well he wasn’t okay. No one sneaks up on him. I know he had to have been freaking out on the inside. How did he sneak in? How did I not sense him? No one gets behind me, no one is stronger than me, what’s going to happen?

But he held it together for Suguru. I feel like it’s instinct for him to automatically reassure Suguru, regardless of if it’s true or not. He schooled that expression on his face and looked so gently at Suguru…man.

You can just see how absolutely devastated this man is in the moment he has to kill the man he loves.

The split second he defied all logic and believed that, even though he’d killed Suguru with his own hands, Suguru had somehow survived? The elation on his face to see him one last time?

“It might be goodnight for me, but it’s about time for you to wake up.” This is the smile he had on his face before calling out to Suguru, attempting to reach into the land of the dead for him. It’s like in this frame instead of the monster inhabiting Suguru, he just saw Suguru.

The last thing he sees before he gets sealed is Suguru’s face, smiling. I can’t imagine the anguish he must have felt here. It’s almost as if he’s clinging to it, trying to pretend that it really is Suguru. Trying to convince himself what he knows isn’t true.

Conclusion: there is no one that loves anyone as much as Satoru loves Suguru.

[getosfavouritemonkey]

Call me Akutagawa the way I beg for validation in all the wrong places

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Croissants? Dropped.

Shen Qingqiu: Road? Works ahead.

Shang Qinghua: BBQ sauce? On my titties.

Shen Qingqiu: Miss Keisha? Fucking dead.

Liu Qingge: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

Shen Yuan: That’s it. I’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Shang Qinghua, examining his nails: Earth isn’t a planet.

Shen Yuan, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET-

[ineffectualdemon]

Anytime I bemoan my inability to deal with stress I can take comfort in the fact that I will definitely 100% deal with it better than Shen "I'll just die and somehow that will fix everything. That's the same as turning it off and on again right?" Qingqiu

[sockiesock]

how many books have you read in their entirety in 2023 (fanfiction dont count)

exactly 0

less than 5

5-10

11-20

21-40

41-74

75+

Voting ended onDec 31, 2023

[getosfavouritemonkey]

That's so unfair, wdym I read around 9-11 ish 2M+ word fics in 4 days each and it still doesn't count 😭

[getosfavouritemonkey]

Kenjaku revival arc but it's really just him making faces for shits and giggles 😭

[getosfavouritemonkey]

Homeboy left one box just to get inside another

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Nanami, trying to impress Haibara: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture. Gojo: He turned it off and back on again.

[sonniemon]

one of the wangxian moments of all time

[twistedappletree]

thinking about that scene in MDZSQ when Lan Sizhui gets yeeted into oblivion and Jin Ling looks all smug before getting yeeted into oblivion seconds after

[getosfavouritemonkey]

Literally all of us rn :