Carry On My Wayward Assbutts

I once looked after a bowl of wallpaper paste because my mum told me it was frogspawn

[anakkin]

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[robbiequinns-deactivated2019022]

[murderous-manipulative-angel]

Suicide Squad / Behind The Scenes + Jared Leto being a precious angel

[loganismine-sorry]

[getoutofmyasstiel]

Friend: This character doesn't die, right?

Me:...

Me:...define "die."

[capraparsay]

Last Night’s Toast

So last night my boyfriend and I donned some exceedingly posh clothes and attended an open air opera, afterwards as we gazed at the stars upon a tartan picnic blanket he rose a glass,

Him: To our 2 Year Anniversary

Me: To unrequited love.

Him: What?

Me: What? 

Him: …You do realize unrequited means one sided right? Unreturned? 

Me: *dribbling wine down my dress* Wah?! I thought it meant eternal, tragically beautiful or whatever. 

Him: Yeah, no.

Me: Well, shit. 

[getoutofmyasstiel]

I'm creasing

[madness-driven]

Your Puddin wants you 

[lellabeth]

me watching Stranger Things #1: look at this precious diner man taking care of this terrified girl. he’s so gentle and soft. I love him

me, 5 minutes later into Stranger Things #1: the world is a cruel and lonely place. nothing good can last

[capraparsay]

@getoutofmyasstiel

[emmzygrace]

OH MY WORD FOR ONCE MY OTP ISN’T GAY

WHO ELSE SHIPS JANCY?!?!?!?!??!

@penguin4338 @uniquelyobsessed @jotink78 @heyitsforestthings @littlehobbit13

[gardeningmuffincrumb]

@getoutofmyasstiel

[scarletwitch]

Stay evil, doll-face.

[vanehwasreal]

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

[psychojokerjl]

[mabelmadnessss-blog]

☝🏼😍

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[charliecox]

Tumblr user jakesjohnson have a nick miller reaction gif for everything. The supernatural fandom should fear her

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[theknifefork]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[monsterfucker-molloy]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[200dollargod-deactivated2022012]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[sentimental-apathy]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[200dollargod-deactivated2022012]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[agifforeverything]

I like how quickly this turned into Nick Miller/Supernatural fan fiction.

[deanloveshisimpala]

This just made my day so much brighter. Thank you!