Call Me Beep Me

lila - she/her - 26 - lesbian - last time on tumblr was 2016 so bare with me

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Buck: So-

Maddie: Oh my God! You had sex with Eddie?

Buck: How did you get that from “so”?

Maddie: Am I right?

Buck: Maybe…

Maddie: That’s what I thought.

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Chimney: Sooo… let's play spin the bottle

Buck: Oh, it looks like i have to kiss you Eddie

Eddie: Well if the bottle says so.

Chimney: Buck, you have to spin the bottle first.

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Would you press the button?

We get a Buddie wedding

But

Captain Gerrard walks Buck down the aisle

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Just realized that this isn’t too far fetched anymore. I am so sorry

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Eddie: I'm cold, Buck.

Buck: Here, have my jacket.

Eddie: This is soft, what's it made out of?

Buck: [mumbling] Boyfriend material.

Eddie: What?

Buck: COTTON!

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Buck: I love you.

Eddie: I love you more.

Buck: I love you most.

Ravi: I'd love if you wouldn't do this in the group chat.

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Buck, at the counter: I haven’t slept in two days. Think you can fit seven shots in a venti macchiato?

Chimney, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine like the rest of us.

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Buck: I DO WHAT I WANT.

Hen: I'm telling Athena

Buck: No wait-

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Getting back into posting. Haha. I really need to figure out how to properly use tumblr and actually turn this blog into something enjoyable.

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This weekend I found out my boss watches 9-1-1. I know I complained about none of my IRLs watching my silly little firefighter show, but whatever higher power heard me… this is not what I meant.

I did ask him who his favorite character is though and he said Chimney. I respect that.

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Eddie: Chris, there's something I need to tell you. Buck and I are dating.

Chris: I’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

Eddie: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!

Chris: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!

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Buck: I like a man that's environmentally aware.

Eddie: *points* That's a cloud.

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Eddie: I consider myself a confident driver.

Buck: But you just ran over Tommy.

Eddie: With confidence.

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Buck: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Eddie *down on one knee, ring still out*: You did not just fucking ask me that…

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Carla: Well, what about you and Eddie?

Ana: Eddie? The other day I thought he was trying to hold my hand.

Ana: But he had just mistaken me for Buck.

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Maddie: What are you doing?

Chimney *standing on a chair with Buck*: I live here and Buck is a guest you know we can stand where we want thank you very much.

Maddie: …

Maddie: Where's the spider?

Buck: It‘s under the table get it for us please-

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Chimney: You don't see me saying anything about Buck and Eddie‘s weird little relationship.

Buck and Eddie, in unison: They're just jealous.

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Chim: Can you keep a secret?

Buck: Of course! We can totally keep a secret.

Chim: “We?”

Buck: Yeah, me and Eddie. Your secret’s safe with us.

Chim: No, I meant you, not Eddie.

Buck: …Then why are you telling me?