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Mean Dance Moms: Part 1

Holly: That one there, that's Kira Girard. She is one of the dumbest dance moms you will ever meet. Her and Jessalyn were Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition together.

Jessalyn: She asked me how to spell 'ALDC.'

Holly: And that smiley one right there? That's Melissa Gisoni.

Jessalyn: She's totally rich because her daughter was in the Sia videos.

Holly: Melissa Gisoni know's every moms business.

Jessalyn: That's why her extensions are so long. They're full of secrets.

Holly: And evil stage mom takes form in Jill Vertes. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, hypocritical dance mom. But in reality, she's is so much more.

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Mean Dance Moms: Part 3

Holly: Jill, I'm sorry I made fun of your crappy extensions. It's not your fault they're so crappy. (Falls and is caught)

Kelly: Melissa, I don't hate you because you're a brown noser. You're a brown noser because I hate you. (Falls and is caught)

Christi: Holly, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time Abby slept with you in your bed. And I'm sorry for telling all the moms about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. (Falls and is caught)

Kelli (Jaycee Wilkins Mom): I just wish we could all go back to the way things were when our kids were still minis. I wish I could just choreograph an amazing number that would always win first place and showcase all of our kids talents. I wish-

Jessalyn: Her daughter doesn't even dance here!

Abby: Does your kid even go to this studio?

Kelli: No but I run a well respected studio called 'Club Dance' that might very well be one of the top studios in the country.

Abby: Go home.

Melissa: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me but I can't help it that my daughter's the best member of the team. (Falls and no one catches her)

Abby: Walk it off. Save your tears for the pillow, Melissa.