warning: fic

Las | back on my hrpf bullshit | she/her, 18+ | ao3 | what

[fiftysquirrels]

siterlas > fiftysquirrels

name change

unfortunately nothing else will change

[whereareyourightnow]

Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[youbeautyyy]

if anyone, like me, was looking for a recording of this moment from nasty kasty..... here ya go

[fishandshesmygills]

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

[patriciafinalgirl]

"Seasickness" | Widow's Bay 1x07

[springfable]

kuraly getting the headpat approval from minten after his goal 🫳🫳

[studentofetherium]

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

[aokozaki]

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

[torey-lavar-krug]

Sean Kuraly you are so near and dear to my heart

[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[liquidbasiliskninja]

[flowerinaflame]

[thelordsoftherings]

The norwegian skier who walked to the edge of the forest and just laid down in the snow after a failed run is the biggest mood

[cop-disliker69]

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

[argumate]

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

[dilftanger]

KO bolts @ pens | 1.13.26

[jaesawalth]

nhlbruins Never part with a good t-shirt 👕

twt 26.7.1

[dilftanger]

ok diva! pens @ kraken | 1.19.26