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28 | he/him | AZ 🌵🇲🇽

[catcrumb]

[freakoutgirl]

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

[chickensgod]

[anxeious]

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just found a cross of miquella in a candy store. read "I abandon here my dollars five"

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[itskippi]

[erotisizedembalming]

GET UP CUNT. IT IS THURSDAY.

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[importantcatpics]

[important-cat-pics]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg

You have become the protagonist of this anime!

How fucked are you?

this is amazing actually!

This is good!

Eh it's okay

BAD.

SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.

I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 23

[dogpuppy]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[faggottt]

*Me at an accounting job interview*

Interviewer: So why should we hire you?

Me: well my mother was a calculator

[faggottt]

Sorry I was high af

[celinethefeline]

[adonischildsupportcase]