[the-thot-clown]

A Boseph request from Patreon

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[kibumkim]

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

[lily-orchard]

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

[windupoperator]

McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[lesbianshepard]

[localtiktoks]

[thedragonflywarrior]

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

[thedragonflywarrior]

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

[yamino]

I’ve posted this before but it’s worth reblogging!

[schweizercomics]

Just a reminder - if you’re drawing a team superhero book and more than one of your characters has the same build YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Always reblog

[abowtieandtwohearts]

This is excellent.

[incomprehensible-hogwash]

@warriormale @imfemalewarrior @thenonbinarywarrior

[imfemalewarrior]

Healthy comes in every size. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[beachgothgay]

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

[sniper-fox-deactivated20251231]

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

[gamercock]

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

[kuribho-deactivated20180129]

This song is very catchy but you know what's catchier...

These hands

[onlyblackgirl]

ADOPTION FUN FACT

If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case. 

Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over. 

AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens! 

Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof. 

Adoption is FUN. 

[confessionsofbirthmothers]

Do it now! Seriously. Even if you think you are safe. Do it.

Many people are finding that even a birth certificate is not valid proof anymore. Texas birth certificates are notorious. So notorious that I have 3 friends who can’t use them to get passports! Don’t think everything is hunky dory. You must nail down your citizenship.

http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/filling-out-form-n-600-application-certificate-citizenship.html

Plus the cost for your citizenship certificate is almost doubling this fall.

[elf-kid2]

SIGNAL BOOST.

[thepioden]

Some Naturalization/Citizenship Certificate tips from me, the person who front-end processes these forms for half the country: the passport people are absolute garbage at sending your Naturalization Certificate back to you. Unfortunately, they also require it for you to get a passport. If you don’t get it back, whine at them about it and they will probably cover the cost of the replacement.  

Also! It takes up to 12 months to get a replacement certificate. If you urgently need your Natz Cert to visit your dying relative in another country, the word you want to use is ‘Expedite’. Not ‘ASAP’. Not ‘rush’. Expedite. Write a letter explaining why you need it expedited, if you do. Otherwise the USCIS data-entry grunts (me!) aren’t allowed to throw it into the expedite line and it gets relegated to the Backlog Crypts. 

Also! You need to get a new Naturalization Certificate if your name and/or gender legally changes, because a lot of places want your proof of citizenship for things like Social Security and student loans and Medicaid/EBT/welfare benefits and drivers’ licenses. 

ALSO ALSO both the N600 ($600) that you use to apply for your Naturalization Certificate in the first place and N565 ($345) that you use to apply for a replacement certificate are eligible for FEE WAIVERS. It’s called an I912. Learn it, love it, use it. 

Please for your sake make sure you are using the current version of the form. The most common reason I have to reject an N565 is because someone sent me something that expired in 2013. The current one is seven pages long. Please send the government all seven of them. 

[rose-scented-prince-deactivated]

Dont mind me, just running ass home and then to the government so I cant get deported.

[geekhyena]

ALL OF THIS. I used to work for an immigration firm, and getting it done after age 18 can be hella difficult. But also, NO ONE tells adoptive families this, and it sucks. Spread the word!

[adampage]

And to ANY KID WHOSE PARENT WAS NATURALIZED AND IS NOW OVER 18: For the love of God, make sure you have a document that proves your own citizenship. My dad never got my proof of citizenship when he got his naturalization paper, he only got me a passport, and my passport has been expired for 6 years and I’m a legal adult now. I know that I’m a citizen, but I have no way to prove it. PLEASE, make sure you have your proper documents before you get into a mess like mine. I have to speak with a lawyer now because none of the criteria for any of the applications on USCIS seem to fit my situation.

[everybodylovesbobbyhill]

[bitchvirgo]

and what might that be

[srsfunny]

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

[pocketrunner]

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

[north-bi-northwest]

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Those posts that are like "if you were gay in high school you definitely joined theater" like oh no not MY gay ass. That clown shit is for the low tier gays.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Weird ass nerd theater gay: LOL THEATER CLASS IS GAY CULTURE.

Me, a normal gay person:

[imizus]

IM LOSING IT HSKFJDGKFJGJ

[travalicious]

[pauputoot]

STOP SLANDERING GALARIAN WEEZING!!!!!! HE’S FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE AND POLLUTION AND IS DOING HIS BEST!!!!!!!

[thecottageinthedark]

He has reappropriated the aesthetic of a Victorian industrialist and is using it to DECREASE pollution. He is a master of irony, a true subversive, and an inspiration to us all.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]