I suck blood and watch Eurovision

[mxnrique]

[indierockblastbeats-deactivated]

Visit Original Link

[elisamaza]

pour vinegar on bread and leave it in the garbage can

[bioaccumulation]

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[exit-delete-deactivated20220301]

Please stay safe markimoo (

markiplier

) We are all very concerned for you and other youtubers! Someone tag all of the grumps!!!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of july, 2015.

[jesusislove]

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[cassderolo-deactivated20181006]

Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

[nyehcat]

his paycheck

[puyopuyo]

i hope nobody is evil

[saintgulik]

>:)

[puyopuyo]

oh no…

[blextrophy]

Omg u can smoke joints in new animal crossing

[palaeolithicc]

I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.

I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.

[hadesfirst]

This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website

[lesbianshepard]

remember when ted cruz decided to circumvent actually saying the word “ratfucking” out loud by phrasing it in the weirdest way possible and ended up implying he had sex with rodents. 

[lesbianshepard]

he decided saying"Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him" was the best possible way to get his point across. like…why? if you wanna avoid the term just say you’re not gonna rely on sabotage and smear tactics or something. the rat part doesn’t need to be there.

[lesbianshepard]

I know ratfucking isn’t a common term unless you have some knowledge of political sabotage and Watergate but I absolutely adore the amount of people i the tags who thought that Ted Cruz had announced that he wanted to have sex with a rat apropos of nothing. 

[tmbgareok]

[mysharona1987]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Why did the kid wait a whole month to respond

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Reading a thesaurus

[sovietnam]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]