inbox me your favorite yo mama joke

abby | 20 | bi | she/her | massachusetts

[birf]

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

[birf]

That was the wrONG GIF

[birf]

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

[sacred-portal]

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[kushblazer666]

[stupidpetface]

[kaijuno]

I could be ur angel… or ur devil

[gondwana]

why did you even do that asshole

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[vergak]

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

[calamitysong]

such is the nature of fall in new england that every few hours you will see the most beautiful tree in your entire life

[calamitysong]

experience trees with me. these were all taken within 15 minutes

[sweatermuppet]

they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit

[woolfmalice]

they should invent friends for people in their twenties

[utopians]

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

[draconym]

I carry a small tape measure on my keychain because several months ago some lady in the grocery store asked me if I had a tape measure on me. I don't work there, she just apparently thought I looked like someone who would have a tape measure on a trip to the grocery store and I was so flattered by this assumption that I went out and bought a keychain tape measure. I have had reason to use it almost every single day since so I guess what I am saying is Thank you, Grocery Store Lady Who Needed To Know How Wide a Baking Tray Was, you were so right and it has improved my life.