shirt brother, i fucked up 🧍

u cant kill me

[ghcstlygay]

sorry its been so long, i was busy getting dramatically cuntier

[ot3]

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

[ot3]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[hornshaving]

Isometric Perspective: From Baby Blocks to Dimensional Design in Quilts Katie Pasquini-Masopust

[straightboyfriend]

my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

[bewbin]

we have lost so much language to the horny. cant even order a coconut cream pie without hearing giggles. just the other day i was trying to get a job as a henchmen so i asked my friend if he could help me goon. laughed right into my fucking face he did

[telekinetic]

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

[ghcstlygay]

i really love my friends

[ruinedchildhood]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[70slesbian]

hozier be like: women. dirt. mud. Her ™

dykes be like: wow……. he understands……

[pagewoman]

“Skeleton Flowers” become transparent when it rains, when the leaves dry out they turn back to white.

by John Evans

[ghcstlygay]

nature out here havin wet tshirt contests

[heytinafey]

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

[bewareofthecar1966]

@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?

[sexyandthethief]

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

[pillowheadd]

Jesus CHRIST

[commiegoth]

[djustchillin]

How…did he just know