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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@ghost-muffin
i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password
websites now:
âomg youâre just blogging for attentionâ
and youâre blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
A second Dollar General has hit the server
Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General
My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.
this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo iâve ever seen
there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway âin or outâ
The cat:
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says âHEY WHAT THE FUCKâ shaped me as a person
I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.
[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks itâs neither legal or illegal
schroedingerâs gunchucks
Why does schroedinger have so many things
Schrodingerâs hording problem
i think it's good and important to inform people about scams that are going around so no one falls for them but sometimes i see posts being like "BEWARE THIS NEW SCAM!!!!" and then i see the screenshotted scam message and its the most obviously scammy thing youve ever read in your life
I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
Writing Tip
Neither do i
Unreliable everyone
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to âhey you know that terrible horrible looming thing youâre doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your lifeâ
âjust, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.â
i needed this as a background
Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is