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Dangerous Animals 2025 | Sean Byrne

#zephyr my tough as nails beautiful girl I am so sorry you had to go through the most horrifying experience imaginable #being alone on a boat with an australian man #dangerous animals

moviemoods

🎬 True Stories (1986) directed by David Byrne

betelgeusing

#stay right there

sovietnam

#man I'm starting to feel like you're doing this on purpose

#jjerome87 #songs #(huge fan of alt-j and joe newman's writing already voice) wow his solo stuff is so good #Bandcamp

theweirdwideweb

rimonoroni2

unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

magicratfingers

betelgeusing

#but I don't want tooooooooooo #maybe I can be the one that actually DOES heal through isolation.... it could happen......

homunculus-argument

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#bad manners is just the general one. spreading misinfo/doubling down when called out #teen brain-- when you have the opinions and emotions of a teenager (you don't have to actually be a teenager for this to apply)#it doesn't take much and as a result I live in peace here with my friends <3

dykeselfcest

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

#that reminds me has everybody said thank you to lenny bruce today?

yesornopolls

Do you have a favourite piece of classical music?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 16

#do the goldberg variations count as “a piece”#and for the record 😤 I liked them before Hannibal did #part of why I really clicked with him in SotL lol I was like wow and good taste in music too!!#but honestly throw a dart at a wall of bach pieces and you'll hit one of my favorites. he TRULY had the juice

silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 12 hours 12 minutes

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

#I did NOT take typing classes and my typing speed last I checked was right around 150 wpm #(having phone in bed time nowhere near a proper keyboard so I can't or won't check again right this moment)#start writing fiction via microsoft word at age 8 or so and that shit just happens #I can also type that quickly without looking at the keyboard and pretty accurately 😏 if anyone finds that sexy 😏😏

crazyboy3million

CW// N.S.F.W

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual

And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

Self care check: have you eaten recently? Did you sleep last night? Have you taken your meds? What.does a good day look like for you and what can you do today to get there ? How manyg

#the other day I was lying down for a nap and actively falling asleep as I scrolled through this post #and I just couldn't understand it. I couldn't understand it at all. I actually woke myself up some to remember to save it to drafts #so that I could look at it again later and figure out what the fuck these words said LMAO

people say Richie leveled up during Forks but I think he was at his hottest in his loser era, pulling a gun on a bunch of harmless incels and taking a stabbing from Sydney and retreating immediately with his tail between his legs, admitting that he might have deserved it

#goes from getting all up in her face to hobbling out of there without another word. someone's top dog in that kitchen and it's not him #like season one richie had that special jeh na say cwa. like the sad pathetic forced-aggro forced-macho loser vibes were really doing it #the bear