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[andatsea]

Dusk lingers in your hand.

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[fyexo]

[call127]

NCT 127 ♡ Ay-Yo (230212)

[madeofklay]

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

[chuckletons]

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

[dragonmons]

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

[bogleech]

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

[orcboxer]

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

[got7]

CHEN 'Cream Soda' Teaser Image

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[ghostgauze]

talked abt how i’ll keep my priv twt just to keep up w friends who dont wanna leave twt but even that acc is glitching now & i just. 😭 bro i cannot keep using an app that barely fucking works jsghdhg PLEASE i don’t care if i have to give out my credit card info to mr reptile metaverse anymore he probably already has it anyway i just dont wanna have to keep using twt 💀 i need everyone i care abt to either move back to tumblr or go elsewhere!!! 😭

[grundoonmgnx]

Alai Ganuza, My Fridge, 2022 

Oil, 72 x 92 cm 

[superhelldeactivated]

I will literally joke about how I'm a hater then remember people literally have whole blogs dedicated to hating people and media and actually maybe I'm a lover who happens to occasionally dabble on criticising the things i don't like.

[byunsreverie]

BAEKYHUN in Hear My Heart Skip A Beat (x)

[dailyexo]

EXO - 230704 'Cream Soda' teaser image

Credit: Official EXO Twitter.

[prisonhannibal]

duolingo has more gay representation than the marvel cinematic universe

[johannepetereric]

Can you please elaborate?

[prisonhannibal]

there are more gay characters on duolingo than the marvel cinematic universe

[paper-mario-wiki]

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

[mccoppinscrapyard]

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

[ibroketuesday]

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

[hellalambs]

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

[were--ralph]

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks

[hamotzi]

tomatoes and my cat ophie 🍅🐈

[casgirl]

Starting a collection

[vintagefud]

[muffuletadiver]