jus vibin

[ageae]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[papayajuan2019]

so you're telling me a re fried these beans

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

me when i was previously the prince of shame and secrets but then i change my mind

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[astrologicallynamedpets]

I swear every day I’m reading novel sentences heretofore not encountered by humans and I’m not enjoying it

[moniquill]

‘Corn Sweat’ Is Real—And It’s Making This Heat Wave Miserable

Humid heat is blanketing the eastern U.S. this week, exacerbated by “corn sweat” in the Midwest

[orcboxer]

[26ja]

I'm replaying the game and there's such a neat little detail I haven't noticed before - all three characters have a chance to look into mirror in their introductory chapters - prior deviancy.

Kara and Markus don't react.

But!

Connor does.

Vain little motherfucker (affectionate).

[holoskele]

I like to imagine it’s because he’s a detective, which means he definitely psychoanalyzes people based on their appearance. So, he must be very aware of what his own appearance signals to people. In other words, he’s self conscious. A very human, and also mostly unintended, side effect of his programming.

Or maybe it’s because he’s just a silly little guy ;)

[itssquidbian]

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

[beardedmrbean]

[switchingtogeico]

[nmpositive]

[ceruleanheaven]

forgive me father for i have not locked in

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[bearie]

sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall