i had a marvelous time ruining everything

Mariel. Scorpio. 30. Mexico. Sparrabeth trash. Always a slut for period dramas and Byronic heroes. So It Goes... #1 stan. I saw Taylor Swift with my own two eyeballs on the 27th of August 2023 and I still can't believe that happened. (prev. @colorblindly)

[farewell-to-lorien]

Inuyasha, by Morgan Taylor Bell.

[creepish]

do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

[solarsthoughts]

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

[ddeck]

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[sirlonius]

I just tend my garden (this tumblr) and mind my business.

[valtsv]

"i wish i could exfoliate my brain" you can. by reading things that challenge you.

[kosmogrl]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[solitairians]

has anyone ever noticed this song is kind of good

[solitairians]

🎹🎹🎹 and the ᵗᵉnnis court 🎾 was covered up ☂️ with some tent-like thing ⛺ and you ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ me to dance 💃 but i said 🗣️ dancing is a dangerous game 🎮 "oh," 🤦‍♀️ i tho-ught, 💭 "this is gonna be one of those things" 🙄 now i kno-ow 🙋‍♀️ i'm never gonna love again 💔 i've ☝️ got 👜 some 🧮 tricks 🤸‍♂️ up ⬆️ my 👆 slᵉᵉeeₑₑₑᵥₑ 🧥 takes 🫳 one 1️⃣ to 2️⃣ know one... you're a cowboy like meeeeee 🤠

[redglassbird]

Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[petaltexturedskies]

Franz Kafka, The Blue Octavo Notebooks: 1917-1919