My Friend Robbed Ulta Blind…Then Got Caught A Week Later. Storytime.
To the lifting community!! Pay!! Attention!! Do NOT get greedy like my friend did at Ulta. Let’s call her Becky. Becky is on welfare with 2 kids. She works 10 hours a week and can’t afford to put her kids in daycare. So, she works when she can and boosts in her spare time.
Let’s just say..Becky ROBBED Ulta blind.
It’s the only Ulta in rural Tennessee for 30 miles. It’s convenient and gets most of the business of surrounding towns. That being said, shrink is probably not much of an issue. LP there is minimal to the best of my knowledge, and they barely even tag.
Becky is a newbie lifter but has been my apprentice. I taught her everything she knows but she got GREEDY AS FUCK. Please, don’t be like Becky.
So, before my 24 hour rampage, I took Becky out on what I thought would be a rather mild lifting session. She was in need of some new foundation, and I was simply in the need of a fun afternoon activity. Becky left her kids with her mom and took off with me, her boosting bag in hand.
Becky and I walk in, dressed nicely and looking normal. We browse a while and Becky is looking at foundations. I gave her the signal and she dropped one in her purse, easy as pie. We browsed for a few minutes after and I asked her if she was ready to go. She seemed focused elsewhere, and she told me to go browse in another isle while she scoped more.
Shrugging, I went to the hair section and pretended to take interest in the big sexy hair bottles. Whatever. Becky came back with me after a few minutes and said she was ready to go. The SA’s were all busy and preoccupied, so we left without beeping. Becky has an impeccable booster bag so that isn’t a concern. You could put the mars rover inside beckys bag and the towers would still not go off.
We get to the car, and I dump out a few lipsticks I casually tossed in my pockets. I asked to see what else she took, thinking she snagged some eyeliner to go with her new foundation.
Stuffed to the BRINK of her bag was naked palettes. I shit you not. I gasped. There had to be at least 30 in there, it’s a very deep bag.
Becky looked smug, telling me she was almost sure she’d be caught but did it anyway, glowing that it had worked out.
Immediately I knew this was a bad sign. One naked pallets won’t hurt nobody, 30 is ROBBING THEM BLIND. Someone will definitely notice FUCKING 30 PALLETTES GONE. My ASS was right alongside her, they will take note of me too.
People like Becky, I drop. I acted nonchalant about it, but in the back of my mind I knew I could no longer be associated with someone so reckless.
Fast forward a week later. Becky called me in tears. She went back to the SAME FUCKING ULTA and tried the same thing again but with benefit products. She stuffed an entire display of benefit crap in her bag. Talk about stupid. She now has to pretend to be mentally insane in order to get out of a felony. They caught her with her booster bag too, and an additional $2k of stolen goods in her car.
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