Why the Hetalia characters are in detention
Germany: people around him wouldn't stop talking when the class was supposed to be working silently and he got so mad he accidentally broke a desk.
Italy: was one of the people who wouldn't stop talking.
Japan: turns out he was hacking through the school's internet filters so he could watch anime and play games.
America: showed up to first period 15 minutes late with mcdonald's breakfast. again.
Russia: called America an "idiot victim of capitalism" when he came in late with mcdonald's.
England: set off the fire alarms trying to heat his lunch in a teacher's microwave.
France: caught having sex with someone in the back of the auditorium.
China: his teacher finally figured out that the food she was smelling in class every day was him. How did he hide entire meals from her from months?
Canada: has been marked absent from a lot of classes because teachers thought he wasn't there, and is too polite to correct them about it.
Prussia: brought a bird to school.
Austria: sassed the gym teacher because he didn't want to run laps, then pretended to faint to try and get out of it.
Romano: told the counselor she could go fuck herself with a tomato when she tried to push him to take a Spanish class.
Spain: isn't even in detention just came by to say hi to his friends.
Netherlands: when the school's vending machines were taken out, he started an underground business selling candy, chips, and soda that used to come from them. He's only in trouble because students aren't allowed to sell things without authorization--they don't even know about the weed.
Denmark: when he saw a little first year girl crying, he tried to pull off an elaborate stunt jumping over tables to cheer her up, but ended up breaking his nose and knocking a teacher unconscious.
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