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maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

homunculus-argument

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

homunculus-argument

I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.

This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.

I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this

Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.

#i get called by someone else's name more often than my by my own #i have lots of siblings #and me and the family dog have the same hair lol #i have a sister named hannah not even two years younger than me so i don't remember a time in my life where i didn't get called hannah #moved 8 hours away from home at 19 and started a job on the same day as a girl named hannah so i still got called hannah all the time #and my coworkers all thought it was so funny that i would still respond when they called me that but i was very used to it

soapmoth

#my high school latin teacher was an anglican priest #he was nearly 70 and the single funniest human person i've ever met #and he was always the first teacher to show up to break up any fight that happened #more than once watched him pick up a student in the middle of the fight and carry them off to the principal's office #will always love you Rev. Dr. Mathis

hometoursandotherstuff

girlnumbers

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

grox

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

grox

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

wastrelwoods

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

brawltogethernow

They missed. 😔

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg