“I’m very thankful that I’m fortunate enough to live in an era where food can be delivered right to my door.”
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@ghostlynovelist
“I’m very thankful that I’m fortunate enough to live in an era where food can be delivered right to my door.”
“Who are you? How impudent you are to disturb my sleep.” ( x x )
heatwave starter sentences
“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”
ideallyheroic:
“I certainly wouldn’t consider my Jellicent to be a mother figure,” that title would probably go to her Emboar, “but Cari is certainly kind to my other Pokemon.”
“So Cofagrigus didn’t really get into any less trouble as she evolved, huh?”
Shauntal smiled a bit, adjusting her glasses with a gloved finger.
“I’m afraid not. In fact, it seems to have gotten worse. I’m not exactly sure why she does it. There’s always a reason for such behavior, of course. I think she does it for attention...” Shauntal sighed. “Ethe is a sweetheart when she wants to be. She lightens up if I scold her, but it only lasts for so long.”
“I can’t seem to find Agnes-- my Jellicent-- anywhere...”
“Oh-- I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?” The cafe was a bit crowded, and finding empty seats was difficult. Shauntal moved her laptop and green tea a bit closer to her, allowing more space on the table.
I will be married to the next person in my ask for three days.
“Marriage is so nice~”
Platonic/Friendship Sentence Starters
“Want to take a walk with me?”
“Do you need a hug?”
“Dude, I’m taking you out shopping. No buts.”
“This couch is big enough for the both of us.”
“I stole your __ I hope you don’t mind.”
“Can I hold your hand?”
“There’s nothing wrong with friends holding hands!”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“My socks look good on you. I wondered where they went.”
“Come here! Cuddle session!”
“Think I can squeeze in there with you?”
“Why did you put that all the way up there?”
“Can you open this for me?”
“Do you need help opening that?”
“Not gonna lie, your clothes look good on me.”
“You look comfy.”
“You look good today!”
“Can I brush your hair?”
“Can you brush my hair?”
“Can you get that for me?”
“I’m wearing your name tag obviously I’m you.”
“This couch is all mine I will push you off if you try sitting on it.”
“Budge up you’re hogging all the room.”
“I know that look- you’re up to no good.”
“Do you know where __ went?”
“I will roll you up in a blanket if you refuse to go to bed.”
I like this version better o v o
- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames. - Best childhood memory you can recall? - Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today - What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?
“Shauntal Felicity Vileikis. Some call me Shaunnie at times.”
“My best childhood memory? I’d have to say that it was when I left home. There was nothing better than having freedom and independence, even if I was still fairly young at the time.”
“Finding Aethe and Elanor was the event that shaped the rest of my future. They were such sweethearts, albeit shy... I’m grateful that I was able to befriend and capture them both.”
“My biggest goal used to be to publish one of my novels, though that’s already been achieved. For now, I’d love to work on a series of horror and thriller novels.”
⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you're on my foot...❞
❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?"
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
Interview the Muse
- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.
- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?
- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?
- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?
- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?
- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?
- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?
- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?
- Were you in any cliques?
- Best childhood memory you can recall?
- Worst childhood memory you can recall?
- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today
- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?
- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
- Are you a virgin?
- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?
- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?
- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?
- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?
- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?
- Have you ever been badly injured before?
- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?
- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?
- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?
- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?
- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?
- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?
- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?
- Are you happy with your current job?
- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?
- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?
- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?
- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?
- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?
- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?
- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?
- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?
- Top three things on your wishlist?
- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?
- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?
- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?
- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?
- What would you describe your style of clothing as?
- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.
- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?
- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?
- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?
- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?
- What are your top three favorite colors?
- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?
- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?
- Can you cook at all?
- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?
- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?
- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?
- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?
- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?
- Describe your sense of humor.
- What is one thing you are justly proud of?
- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?
- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?
- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?
- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.
- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?
- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.
- FREE QUESTION
ideallyheroic:
“Well that’s a relief,” Touko laughed as well.
“I’ve noticed Jellicents are kinder! I was luckyto get mine when she was already evolved so she was much more mellow by then. But I can’t imagine raising a Cofagrigus or Ghastly from when they’re young. It just seems ghastly.” The pun was definitely intended there.
“I got mine when she was evolved as well. She’s the mother figure to my little group. The dear tries to keep Cofagrigus out of trouble to no avail~” Shauntal found herself laughing at her pun. “I caught my Cofagrigus as a Yamask. She’s just as mischievous now as she was back then!”
//shauntal enjoys halloween, though she had a rough time with it as a kid. she was only allowed to trick or treat on the street she lived on, and her parents checked all of her candy which was rly fucking lame... they kind of ruined the holiday for her for a while until she went off on her own.
ITS ALMOST AUGUST ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
casaunova replied to your post: //the important question regarding the e4 is: who...
they all mooch off of john’s, the front gate guard
//that’s what happens when your password is ‘password’