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Okay, against the best wishes of my mental health, I've decided to start playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel.
It was an okay opening. I played a variation of the london system opening which tends to lead to slow yet interesting positional games.
But then the computer sent a knight back in time, and a few moves later, I realised I could send my own knight back in time to get an enemy bishop.
And that was when chaos ensued.
At first I could keep track of the game ok and felt like I was understanding the rules. But then, some timelines started breaking off the present and staying in the past, becoming unplayable.
I thought this meant I had lost some pieces, especially when two of my queens got stuck in the past.
But then, I somehow managed to reset the whole thing back to the past and then the game picked up some timelines that had gotten broken off, leaving most of the other dimensions in the future.
I got excited as this meant I got back my two queens which were previously stuck in the past.
But a few moves and timelines later, the game seemingly crashed and has been looking for legal turns for the past 20 minutes.
All in all, I genuinely love this game. As a STEM major and chess enthusiast, I feel like 5D chess is awakening the mad scientist in me. I'm looking forward to playing this game loads in order to reach my final form in this timeline and in all others.
this post has the energy of a scientist who just blew something up in a way they hadn't expected and is now excitedly taking notes
Update: I created a game that was so complex and full of timeline crossovers that it crashed my computer.
Not to sound insane but this game brings me so much joy
Yeah honestly fair enough
"You can't consume problematic media!"
Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite
I am also incredibly sexy
Okay, I'm out of tag space to rant in, so I apparently need to write an essay now
First of all, my original tags were that I lived through the way Steven Universe fans treated their show, and I was glad the Zelda fandom wasn't like that. Like yes, LoZ has a TON of problems; transphobia, racism, imperialism, misogyny, etc etc etc, but those of us who like the game KNOW HOW TO ENGAGE WITH THIS CRITICALLY. We fix the issues in our fanfiction, point out issues in our theories, etc. You can recognize that a piece of media has flaws and was made by people without your best interests at heart, and still engage with and enjoy that media.
THIS WAS NOT me saying that Steven Universe was problematic and I can enjoy it anyways. Steven Universe itself was not the focal point of what I was trying to say.
What I WAS saying was that the way the majority of SU fans interacted with work made purity culture popular. We all meme about the awful fandom the cute show made, but it's bled into other corners of other fandoms. You can't read this on Ao3. You can't like that character. Such and such did nothing wrong, while so and so is a war criminal.
The way fandom engages with media has polarized to two extremes, where either you're expected to dissect what you watch or read down to the smallest micron, or you're encouraged to ignore literally every problem with what's going on.
Neither take is GOOD.
Neither take is HEALTHY.
Neither take is SANE.
Things are not objectively good or bad. Literally nothing in the world is as polarized to the extreme that people on this site take it. Things require NUANCE. "What was the context this was made in? What's the context the audience is taking it? Is it still a problem? Can I DO anything about that problem?"
THAT'S how you properly analyze media. You use more than just a shallow, surface level understanding of an issue to decide whether something's okay for YOU YOURSELF to watch.
You see that?
You
Yourself
Nobody else. You don't get to decide that for anyone else. Nobody's engagement with media is going to be the exact same as yours, and it's arrogant and naïve to assume otherwise.
You don't get to tell people what to read or not read. You don't get to tell people what to watch or not watch. You people forget that the internet is full of STRANGERS. Your dashboard? It's like walking through a mall. You might recognize some people on it. You might listen in on conversations. But you are STILL expected to behave yourself. You can't walk up to some strangers and say "well actually what you're saying is wrong." You can't stroll up to someone reading a book on a bench and slap it out of their hands. That doesn't make you a good person, no matter if your friends applaud you for it or not.
That makes you a child.
A very rude child.
And you know what? It's YOUR mall. If you don't like what you're hearing, Tumblr has this neat little thing called a content filter. You can block tags. You can block PHRASES. I use it to tune out news that makes me too upset to read about; I'm not adding to my compassion fatigue any more than I have to. I also use it to block fandoms I see too much of, fandoms I'm not into, fandoms I dislike, etc.
TUMBLR IS NOT TWITTER. On this site, you curate your OWN experience. You see something you don't like? Filter it. That's your responsibility. You have opinions on a piece of media? Blog about them. Or keep them to yourself, if you can't handle that.
This post, IN ITS MOST BASIC FORM, is playfully telling you "don't tell me what to do, you don't know me."
For those of you saying "oh except this media-" congrats on missing the point.
The Legend of Zelda is dear to me. I understand its flaws. I work mindfully around them.
My generation loved Harry Potter. Yes, JK Rowling is a terf. For those of us who were fans, this was HEARTBREAKING. For those of you who came in after she made that public, you're, understandably, full of vitriol. But the author being a bad person doesn't magically erase the connections people made because of her work. It doesn't wipe that we had fun with it. We made friends. We had parties. We saw a world full of magic and wonder, and we got invested.
I don't do Harry Potter anymore. JKR being who she is ruined that for me. But I remember what that joy and excitement felt like, and I am not going to take that away from anyone else.
My Legend of Zelda is someone else's Harry Potter. It's someone else's Attack on Titan. It's someone else's Madoka Magica, Dream SMP, YouTube celebrity, Boyfriend Dungeon, and so on.
You don't get to tell people what to do.
You don't know how they engage with it.
You all grasp this pretty well when it comes to LGBT stuff. It's not up to you to decide if someone's trans enough, or gay enough, if they're doing it for attention because of how they present, if it sprang up because of trauma, and so on. You're good about it when learning someone avoids certain foods, needs additional help, hates or loves their family, and so on. You don't know their story, so you don't get to decide what they should or shouldn't do, right?
So I KNOW you're capable of nuanced thinking. I KNOW you're capable of respecting people's privacy, just learn to expand that to their interests as well.
AND ALSO BECAUSE IT APPARENTLY NEEDS TO BE SAID: PIRATE IT
OBVIOUSLY don't support people who are garbage because they make things you like. Get an adblock and go on kissanime/kisscartoon/etc. Get your merch from etsy. Critical thinking skills applies to HOW you consume media too, and I shouldn't have to be spelling this out for you
The guy's a fascist? Keep that in mind while watching the stuff, and don't give him a penny. She's a terf? I can name a dozen libraries and two dozen pdfs you can access her work for free. Channel that vitriol into spiting the creator, and supporting people in the smaller communities and services, not tearing into the people who value their escapism over your Simon-says morality system
God would you people PLEASE rub your two brain cells together and get some static going between those neurons?
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So Clockwork has a clock in his chest, right? His obsession and power set revolves around time.
We know that Clockwork is subservient to the Observants.
What if they messed with the clock in his chest? Took a piece out or something to take part of his powers away. It might even have something to do with his core.
Maybe that's the reason Clockwork uncontrollably switches between ages. Part of his internal clock is missing.
Must be messed up to wake up in a box in a hole.
Tucker: hey Sam, we’re both single and well I don’t wanna be single when i turn 40 so let’s make a pact
Sam: ok, if we’re still single when we turn 40-
Tucker: we’ll marry each other
Sam: I was gonna say kill each other but ok
Tucker: …
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
Can confirm, have had family use these before. If the hospital you go (and potentially their doctor network) is religious, they're almost certainly nonprofit, for example. If they're a county hospital, and in many cases university hospitals, they're likely nonprofit.
For those in the US
How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING
an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other
Omg but imagine the OPness of the Powerpuff Girls meeting the OPness of Danny Phantom. Dear lord they would be best friends
okay I-- I know what I just said about crossovers but, imagine the PPG and Danny being the only heroes they’ll each work with because they’re the only “real” heroes in each other’s scopes. Danny is the girls’ spooky Casper-esque friend
I’m not sure the Fentons and the Professor could meet, though, because
Just wait till he finds out he got his powers in a lab accident.
enmity what have you done I desperately want more of this now
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day
who the fuck is gerry and why is he so gender
Jonny Sims magnusarchives, who gives his main cast MAYBE one vague adjective of appearance description if you’re LUCKY, decided to deliver unto his (goth, extra) fans an incredibly detailed description of this (goth, extra) tall man in a trench coat with long hair, a bad black dye job, and eye tattoos on every single one of his joints. on top of that he also plays dnd, is good at arson, and tries to shoot his shot with the protagonist even after he’s dead. Im just supposed to deal with this like a normal person I guess
other epic gerry moments
decided to go on vacation from eldritch shit for once, went to Italy, bought a Hawaiian shirt specifically to indicate to himself that he was on vacation. this is played so straight that it took me weeks to realize how funny it is
successfully found the shitty old man who’d been collecting all these cursed life-ruining books and curbstomped him in the Eldritch Shit Institute parking lot when he was leaving his Vents Hideout for the first time in a decade
proceeded to decide that the shitty old man was too pathetic to be the right one and wandered off
quote: “I’m not in the business of helping strays” [spends every scrap second he has doing exactly that]
ditched his shitty murderer old lady mother and spent most of the rest of his life hanging out with another shitty murderer old lady
the "dannys parents dont believe in ghosts au" has the same vibe as "danny is still half-ghost but he doesnt believe in ghosts au"
Danny starts out not believing in ghosts but is sort of forced to when he’s like, sinking into the floor and glowing. At first Danny tries to hide it but without the added pressure of his parents hating all ghosts, it would be easier for him to confide in him, only they don’t believe him. Apparently their college friend was ghost obsessed and got into some sort of horrifying accident trying to make a ghost portal so they’re firmly against it.
(Danny and Vlad finally meet and they just, stare at each other like how can we both be like this and they don’t understand?)
Jack and Maddie are a little concerned by the strange illness their son developed that causes his eyes to turn green, that makes him able to levitate off the floor and pass through solid objects but they’re trying to be supportive of his lifestyle. Maddie slips a drug recovery pamphlet under his door.
Danny, turning into Phantom: I’m going to fight ghosts, I’ll try to be back before curfew unless I die all the way
Maddie, not looking up from her book: Ghosts aren’t real but I support your creative mind and interest in cosplay. Have fun.
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.
But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real.
And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.
SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL
This needs to happen
Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.
OOPS MY HAND SLIPPED - I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF
I love the artwork, this is so cute!
it’s been written and it’s SO GOOD Y’ALL
Hey, we're doing a horror movie involving dopplegangers in my film class. We're trying to incorporate the uncanny valley effect on the dopplegangers. In your professional opinion, what makes people more ill-at-ease when it comes to facial features?
Over large or dark eyes. A mouth that is slightly too wide. Sharper features. Skin that is not the same rosy hue. Expressions that do not fit situations.
A good head tilt instead of an answer to a question. (That’s my personal favorite. If you ever want to see a man piss himself, when a sentry stops you late at night and demand to know what you are doing, make all your movements slower than normal, cock your head to the side as far as you can, and then grin like you never have before. It helps to have sharp teeth, but honestly, it’s damn unsettling. Helps also if you’re holding something very unexpected. Like a dead rabbit. Works very handily.)
“Over- large, dark eyes, mouth that is slightly too wide, skin that is not the same rosy hue”
Things that go bump in the night
or
Oh really well...
Make it the same size and approximate shape as you, and give it sharp teeth and a low guttural growl
Like this?
No. Like this.
11/10 would ask out with box of chocolate covered crickets
Monsterfucker