the dumpster

ISTP | aries | gryffindor | trash

[ghostqueenofeverything]

listen i know my blog is ugly but i made it when i was 12 and theres no changing it now

[volukyrja]

AU - Baelor brings his own armour

[tiktaalic]

Ohhhhh my god you’re a woman in omegaverse? And you’re tiny? And have a hulking alpha boyfriend who’s insanely possessive of you? Anf feminizes you? And wants to get you pregnant? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Jensen ackles?

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

World's Least Catholic Man

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

[pearwaldorf]

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

[transfemininomenon]

[lolstargirl]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

[applejongho]

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

[thornsnvultures]

[dulilah]

[medievalthymes]

what do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? what kind of establishment is this?

[byjove]

rip ancient roman society you would have loved the concept of mpreg

[byjove]

in hell they make you explain the concept of A/B/O to a Roman noblemen but the worst part is that he’s really into it

[tinumiel]

Brendan Fraser winning the Oscar somehow brings the universe closer back to balance.

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

anyway lol here's my intrusive thought for the day

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode