Voldemort's Nipples

Amy, 18, Irish. Currently in college in Dublin and I'm lovin it. I eat and cry and ship couples and not much else. Please be my friend... (previously doctor-vampire-confidentiality)

[ovaire-deactivated20151207]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

This is how much coal it takes to power your computer for one hour.

If you’re blogging about the environment, stop. Every time you hit reblog it takes 7 train cars of coal. Every page you browse- five cars. Every LOL you post- 16 cars.

Computers take a huge amount of energy, and nearly everyone on tumblr views the site on a computer. Tumblr has done more to destroy the environment that fifteen George W. Bushes: Daily. So if you want to save the environment, get off tumblr and go plant a tree. Because over 50,000,000 trees are cut down every day to make the coal that powers your internet.

[brienneoftarth]

[the-way-im-feeling]

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, but… xDD

[steviebucks]

[heartinyourthroat]

Oh bless him bless him bless him

[cindysmoon]

[alyruko]

These puns are getting out of hand.

(actually how I treat my favorite characters because my love is weird and toxic)

[alyruko]

#I IMAGINED HIS BROTHERS DOING THIS MORE THAN FINGON  #YKNOW WHO I MEAN  #THE THREE C’S  #AND FINGON’S ALL STOP IT YOU GUYS HE’S HAD A REALLY TOUGH TIME OKAY  #HE ALREADY GOT A LOAD OF PUNS FROM ME  (via unionthesalmon)

oH MY GOD THAT BAIT AND SWITCH THO

Write some new material Celegorm

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

Omfg Russandork is just the cutest nickname

[stevensyeun-deactivated20210216]

Memorable Walking Dead Quotes 1/?

[thylaas]

(x)

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

[british-history]

The Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his Wife are Assassinated

28 June 1914

Today is the 100th anniversary of the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie. After leaving a reception in Sarajevo, the driver of their car took a wrong turn and was forced to back down a small street in order to turn around. Seeing the couple in a vulnerable spot, a Serb nationalist named Gavrilo Princip shot to them to death at point-blank range. Their deaths triggered the chain of events that led a month later to the start of World War I — a horrifying, bloody four-year conflict that killed some 14 million people, collapsed empires and redrew large parts of the world’s map. The photograph below shows the couple entering the car in which they would be killed, following a reception at Sarajevo City Hall.

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

I think even though it had happened to him quite a few times, being locked in the cupboard so many times really fueled this, too. In conclusion: I realized this and then proceeded to cry

[princeoberryn-deactivated201606]

[ghostsofscreetown]

@pascalispunk: ”Much ado boo pee doo. #publictheater #shakespeareinthepark”

[ralseicore-moved]

*lays down on the floor*

carlos once sent cecil an elaborate emoji of dinosaurs chasing people down a street and signed it “xoxo”

cecil wrote jaws slashfic and made his intern edit it for him

carlos regularly says the phrase “scientifically speaking”

cecil owns more than one pair of furry pants

carlos has a labcoat for every occasion 

cecil’s middle name is gershwin. GERSHWIN.

carlos routinely describes his actions and the objects he interacts with as way more scientific than they are in order to impress his boyfriend

cecil considers himself a scientist because his boyfriend is (and lbr carlos probably considers himself a radio host)

jfc these dweebs i can’t even deal with these characters i’m calling the cops

[lookatwhattheyredoingtome]

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

[ghostsofscreetown]

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

[todayinhistory]

June 22nd 1941: Operation Barbarossa begins

On this day in 1941 during the Second World War, the German invasion of Soviet Russia (codenamed Operation Barbarossa), began. Over three million German troops, armed with 3,000 tanks, 2,500 aircraft and 7,000 artillery pieces, crossed the border, making it the largest invasion in the history of warfare. The operation, pushed for by German Chancellor Adolf Hitler, was driven by the Nazi leader’s fears of the Soviets (with whom the Nazis had made a non-aggression pact in 1939) joining forces with Britain and her allies. The invasion and the tactic of blitzkrieg was initially successful, allowing the Germans to take hundreds of miles of land and decimate the Russian military forces. Russia was taken by surprise by the invasion and unprepared for war, with a vast but unorganised army and a lack of coherent leadership as Stalin had purged 2/3 of senior army officials during the 1930s. However the Soviets reorganised and the Germans began to lose, most famously at the Battle of Stalingrad where German soldiers froze in the sub-zero temperatures lacking winter clothing. Thus ultimately the Axis powers failed, and Allied victory was effectively secured. Barbarossa is remembered as a major turning point of the war but also as one of the largest military operations in history.

"When Barbarossa commences, the world will hold its breath and make no comment" - Adolf Hitler

[lityousei]