stupid, stupid little girl

formerly @anonexistentnerd 🪶ann/toby. selfship. aot/lad/re. mental health. stuff. currently simping over even more morally grey men.

[ghosttobias]

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[da1siesss]

This is really messy and bad I just want all of them to be little crazy about nonmc😔😔if anyone has ideas how i should continue pls lmk

For an idea to continue this

Maybe nonmc gets overwhelmed by mc and lis so they try and escape them and ends up hanging out with the other side characters and the main cast gets jealous?

Idk, just nonmc trying to avoid it all and assuming the side characters are safer (are they? Idk. Maybe they’ll fall in love too. Maybe they won’t. That’s up to you. The main cast are getting jealous either way)

Lis x mc x non!mc reader f/m, f/f

Yess this is good idea like let's say you're feeling little overwhelmed because you have the attention of six people on you but you're still not sure what they want from you. Do they actually like you or just want to be friends?

Besides the constant touches and teasing are driving you over the edge so you decide to spend time alone or with someone else.

Maybe you'd start to hang out with Simone. You get to know her through mc since they sometimes get together after work and one time she brings you along. And Simone thinks you're cool, maybe it's your personality or appearance, but she gets your number anyway.

You go on walks, different restaurants and movies with her. One time you two try out a new hotpot place close to your apartment building, and little do you know that mc and Xavier happen to be there at the same time. You don't notice the duo, but they notice you, exchanging looks. Both keep a close eye on you for the whole evening.

On Simone's day off you two go shopping. Since you're not familiar with the shopping centers in Linkon she introduces you the best mall in the city and you two spend hours there.

You two are chit chatting and sipping iced coffee when two familiar figures appear in front of you. Mc and Sylus.

Looks like they were shopping too. You glance at the bags he's carrying.

"Hey, I didn't know you two were here," mc smiles brightly. However, her smile drops when she notices the bags you're holding. Victoria's secret.

Were you shopping lingerie with another woman? She pouts little and Sylus seems to notice the bag too as his eyes run over you slowly.

That night Mc and Sylus are at Onychinus and she rants to him while walking circles.

"Why was she shopping lingerie with Simone? She could've asked me. Why does it seem like she doesn't want to hang out with us? She has been spending so much time with her and not me."

Sylus sips his wine. "You're head over heels for her."

"Yeah and don't act like you aren't."

You think it's little strange that after you got a new friend, you run into the boys and mc even more than before. For example it's almost midnight and you're eating a hotdog in a random park when suddenly Rafayel is in front of you, being all happy and talking about his new exhibition. What the hell. How did he find you?

Mc has also started to invite you to sleepovers lately, multiple times a week. You'd think she'd have to spend more time at work, no?

Usually one of the guys is also there. You don't comment on the fact that after they think you've fallen asleep, you get goodnight kisses on your cheeks and neck. Besides isn't that normal for friends?

But you're sure it's all just a coincidence. They don't like you in that way. That's what you tell yourself. It's not like they're all jealous of the fact that you spend more time alone or with someone else than with them. And it's not like they have a group chat where they plan how to win you over. Not at all.

english is my second language btw so sorry for all the mistakes

[comatosebunny09-deactivated2026]

Sometimes, when his exhaustion is bone-deep, but he’s so starved for you, it aches, he doesn’t have it in him to be refined.

“Sit on my face,” he drawls, leaning back on the couch, shirt half-opened, hair mussed, smirk lazy.

You carefully climb over him as he lies the rest of the way back. He grips your thighs and tugs you the rest of the way down when your legs frame his face, in no mood to be elegant.

His mouth is already open, breathing hot against the seat of your panties. They’re gone in seconds, dissolved by his Evol, his palms finding your ass and spreading you wider.

“Don’t hold back,” he breathes into the clench of you, eyes hazy, skin flushed. “Use me. Take your pleasure.”

You bear down on his tongue, and he groans something anguished like it’s hurt him to be away from you. He eats like a man deprived of nourishment for centuries, loud and messy, thankful—just the way you like it.

[kamieow]

─ HIM TEXTING YOU AFTER YOU DIE

FEATURING: xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb

CONTENT WARNINGS: death, suicide ideation (most prominent in xavier's), read rafayel's 'when light falls' card so his part makes sense, fem reader in rafayel’s, they're super mean to other people here😭, angst, angst & a whooooole lotta angst

NOTE: my debut post to the lads community! i just wanna say i am SO sorry for such a brutal first smau oh my goodness💔 i would also like to apologize if they're a little ooc, i just started playing the game and im still trying to get a feel for the characters 😵‍💫 i hope you all enjoy this regardless! :')

masterlist

@kamieow 2025. reblogs are greatly appreciated! <3

[applecaviar-deactivated20260321]

😭😭😭 CALEEEEEB! MY SWEET BABY😭😭😭

[kamieow]

─ HIM TEXTING YOU AFTER YOU DIE

FEATURING: xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus & caleb

CONTENT WARNINGS: death, suicide ideation (most prominent in xavier's), read rafayel's 'when light falls' card so his part makes sense, fem reader in rafayel’s, they're super mean to other people here😭, angst, angst & a whooooole lotta angst

NOTE: my debut post to the lads community! i just wanna say i am SO sorry for such a brutal first smau oh my goodness💔 i would also like to apologize if they're a little ooc, i just started playing the game and im still trying to get a feel for the characters 😵‍💫 i hope you all enjoy this regardless! :')

masterlist

@kamieow 2025. reblogs are greatly appreciated! <3

[applecaviar-deactivated20260321]

😭😭😭 CALEEEEEB! MY SWEET BABY😭😭😭

[qinchesprincesss]

WEAR HEADPHONES!

NSFW

3 mins of Sylus eating you out and then fucking you.

All audio except for the music comes from the games. No AI.

[yeovv-r]

I have so many doodles of him omg (I have more btw🤭🤭)

[yois2aki]

𝑺𝒀𝑳𝑼𝑺 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑼

how would his behavior on social media derive? tw. suggestive content below

sylus isn’t the type to post often—hell, he barely acknowledges social media exists. his presence is elusive, more of a shadow lurking in the background rather than an active participant. when he does post, it’s never anything direct. no selfies, no long captions. just the occasional cryptic message, an expensive drink in low lighting, a skyline at night. something that keeps people guessing.

but when it comes to you?

oh, he’s a menace. not in the obvious, overly affectionate way—no, that’s too easy. instead, he plays a different game.

he doesn’t post pictures of you, at least not in the way people expect. it's the details—the curve of your wrist as you reach for a glass, the silhouette of you in his oversized shirt standing at the window, the lipstick print left on the rim of his drink. no context, no tags, just a subtle flex that makes people wonder.

his captions? unhelpful. “mine.” or worse, just a black heart. let them speculate. sometimes he'd feel a bit out of the box and add something suggestive, or an actual sentence.

but where he really thrives? the comments.

you post a picture looking good? he's there, but not with something obvious. “Who are you trying to impress?”—as if he doesn’t already know the answer. if someone gets a little too bold in your replies, he’s suddenly more active than usual, liking their comment just to make them nervous, then replying with something simple but heavy: “Try again.”

and your stories? oh, he watches immediately. no hesitation. first viewer. if you post something particularly eye-catching, expect a single dm—maybe an emoji, maybe a simple “Get home.” not a request. a statement.

he's not the type to broadcast his feelings, but if you look closely, it’s all there—woven between the nonchalant flexes, the carefully curated mystery, and the way he makes it very clear that while the world may be watching, you’re his—and that’s all they need to know.

[anneemay]

[fivefve]

reminded me of this

[koloocheh]

This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse

[mulberrydyke]

[abysswarlock]

[homunculus-argument]

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

[pookiesylus]

HIS EYESSSSSUHHHH 😩😩😩

[toruvi]

I'm trying to be so fucking normal rn

[strwberri-milk]

Can I ask how the original trio in LADS would respond to a reader who's burnt out? Like used to be overachieving, ambitious and hardworking but now has no energy to care about any goals, short or longterm?

feel free to look here and here as well!

Zayne doesn't burn out but he does understand the concept and has witnessed his colleagues go through the same struggle. When he notices that you're starting to show symptoms and not seeming to care as much as you used to about things that were important to you he'll sit you down to talk.

He listens without judgement, asking if there's anything you want him to do or anything you can point at as being the cause for your burnout. Even if you can't, he'll simply suggest you just take some time off. If you can take time off work or just stop working as hard if possible. He will push for you to take some time off though so you can focus on just being at home and doing whatever it is you want to, or become more invested in your studies to try and guide you through things.

He'll aim to try and help you at least gain some sort of control over your life again. Seeing you listless and just exhausted isn't fun for him. He'll support you if you decide to do a complete 180, changing paths to something that you think you'll like more, or just supporting you as you rot a bit and come out of your funk.

Xavier is a great partner to have if you just want to rot around. He'll come home and just lay with you. He doesn't demand anything of you but he will slowly work his way before trying to figure out what's wrong with you. He knows that you used to be a lot more passionate and seeing you so despondent just doesn't really feel like you. He'll be worried that something happened but when you just tell him you feel burned out he'll nod along and support you however you need him to.

He'll help you get back to at least being not burnt out, giving you some sort of motivation to get to a point where you're more comfortable doing things again. He also doesn't really care what that looks like - as long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

Rafayel burns out constantly after completing giant projects so if it gets timed so that you're both burnt out nothing really happens at home. You two just kinda lay together, not really wanting to do much until one of you snaps out of your stupor. Rafayel typically just goes shopping until he feels better or gets inspiration back so his cycle is a lot quicker than yours might be.

He'll also give you his best tips and tricks of getting out of a funk, and honestly he might just tell you to directly quit your job if you don't like it and just live off of him, no strings attached. He adores you and he'd be more than happy to take care of you if you'd like. He wants you to find something you enjoy doing at least, not necessarily a passion so your days don't just blend into a bland nothingness. He'd love to take you out and just do random things to help with that when he doesn't feel like a pile of slop, at least making your days more entertaining until you find something you enjoy doing again/find a passion.

[thinkingofzayne]

was saying goodnight to zayne and his smile is so sweet ⁉️ god, i really love this man so much 😩

[strwberri-milk]

This is kinda self-indulgent, but can you pls write a Sylus, Zayne and Caleb one where they catch us singing a song from our native language (whether it's in the car, during a karaoke session, or perhaps just doing our chores - whichever you prefer)? If you can't do it, I understand. Ty so much in advance 💗

Sylus probably understands. If he doesn't, he's already started to learn your language as another show of affection for you. He would be more than happy to just listen to you sing on the sidelines, not drawing attention to it because he has plans for you.

One day while you're singing to yourself and doing the dishes when he comes up behind you. You hear his voice in your ear, a little off tune but not too bad. You're a little surprised to hear him singing with you but you know how much he just loves to do things with you so you enjoy the moment, singing softly with him.

If you write your own music he's always more than happy to listen, not asking you outright to show it to him but he's always got a soft smile on his face when you do decide to show it to him.

Zayne/Caleb love hearing you sing or speak in your native tongue. Sometimes he'll ask you to teach him a word or phrase, wanting to slowly become more fluent in it so he can speak to you in it as well one day. He's very keen on learning it so it definitely doesn't take much time for him to pick up on it.

He'll ask you to sing to him more in it too, giving you an adoring look. You might feel a little flustered at how much he asks you to sing for him or how much attention he pays to you, especially when it's not something he can understand.

Like Sylus, he loves being able to hear music that you write for yourself. He adores it, softly nudging you to show him more of the music you work on. He doesn't know much about the technicalities but it doesn't really matter - if you've written it then he loves it.

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Is this the writing equivalent to Gordon Ramsey?

[sugarphoric-deactivated20251102]

wrote this with lds zayne + sylus, jjk toji + suguru in mind, but could work for whoever :D

holding your face by your chin (and theres no one way they do this) (that one diagram)

asking you (almost demanding, but never controlling) "look at me", "ive asked you a question.", "cmon pretty, i know you can do better than that", "behave.", affirmative and direct.

they looove giving kisses to the top of your head, hairline, forehead

your voices equally wrecking each other as much as they do to you (hed be a liar if he said he doesnt purposefully leave you to go on voicemail sometimes just to have your voice saved (it initially happened as an accident, but every once in a blue moon hed indulge himself))

"i know, baby, i know"

when they get mad its like a brewing storm, more of an impending presence rather than fast, harsh lightning. oh hed be a fool to hurt you, but he knows where boundaries need to lie for the sake of you and him both (hes easy to crack, he can never stay mad at you for too long)

loove giving back hugs, at least one hand on your lower stomach (and whos to blame him to think of you as a mama, creating life to your and his children? it may be a dream for now but always a hopeful plead to reality). his chin resting on your head, or even coming around to the side of your neck giving you soft pecks

love receiving hugs with both your arms around his neck, face cradled between his chin and chest, nose smushed against him, heavily breathing up his scent

ugh they love spoiling you, especially when it comes to food. if you say youre not hungry, he'll still order your favorite portions, or order his meal a size up, knowing youll soon be munching on them happily, "stealing" just a bite (he'll let you eat the whole thing even if he gets to starve). finds so much joy in bringing a utensil up to your mouth, allowing you to eat from his hand, always enjoying the sight when your eyes light up in delight when you try something good

theyre just sooo dominant, a natural leader, again a brooding presence- theyre seen not being the forefront of the group but always being the one that people lean on, the one in charge like everyone knows who to go to. they take pride in this but always know to never fall in it, understanding when to play when the time comes. its even better when they find pleasure and amusement when you lead, always soo happy to see you acting out for your own fulfillment (theyll do anything to satisfy you). and once youre done, hes always there, solid and strong (he never was not leading even throughout when you were)