[disturbedlolita]

[wanlittlehusk]

losing my mind over this list of 17th/18th century quaker names

[pyrochrome-tumbles]

Ok tag yourself, I’m Sarah Sparkling

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[empathviv]

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

[ghoulagool]

Gonna be real, the way so many liberals think they can accurately identify instances of prejudice solely by the identities of people involved in events is insane

[ghoulagool]

And then anyone who questions whether XYZ was actually motivated by racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc is accused of minimizing that problem in society (regardless of the actual evidence for the original claim)

[ghoulagool]

Gonna be real, the way so many liberals think they can accurately identify instances of prejudice solely by the identities of people involved in events is insane

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[sigmaleph]

“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”

For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

(source)

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

[rogersandclarke]

[retropopcult]

A young mother using an upside-down trashcan to contain her baby while she crochets in the park, 1969.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[keendle]

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

[happifying-things]

[cheddar-baby]

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

[deeps-repus]

These pickled onions ain't shit

Me 5 minutes later:

[bunniope]

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

[bunniope]

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

[bunniope]

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

[bunniope]

you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

[oneheadtoanother]

[despazito]

[disc80s]

x

[castelnou]