Everything here (unless directly quoting or directly referencing something canonical in terms of content or social media posts) is fictional.
The types of fictional content this blog may contain include: content or social media post head canons/interpretations, fanworks, and general shipping shenanigans.
I ship Shyan, Smashr, and Steshyan as well as any/all of these + additional polycule people.
Just to note again here, I have marked my blog as containing mature content as the majority of posts will. This will usually be of a sexual and kinky nature. I have a non-NSFW blog but I want to keep them separate lmao. So yeah, 18+ only on here.
My content will range from "tee-hee this beanie looks so cute on him" to the depths of utter filth and depravity, but don't worry, everything will be tagged! <3
Adam and Andrew have shown up on Watcher lately so idk this is at one of those points.
"No two taste the same," Andrew said emphatically. "I mean, it makes sense, right, when you consider different body chemistries--"
"Oh so this is where the party's at," Steven chuckled, walking over to where Adam and Andrew were chatting.
He leaned against the wall, his hand pressed to the spot about a foot or two above Andrew's head.
Andrew felt heat flood his face as he tried to mentally will Steven not to ask about the topic of conversation. (Absurd and futile sure, but panic wasn't exactly fueled by logic).
"So, what are we talking about? Somethin'...spicy?" Steven chuckled, noting Andrew's embarrassment with far too much acuity for Andrew's liking.
People often underestimated Steven Lim.
Maybe it was because he was just so damn nice. Maybe it was because he was Christian, trying not to curse most of the time and having famously waited until marriage before having sex.
"Saint Steven" was far too mischievous and frankly open-minded to hold that title though.
Oh...that's right.
Steven was married now.
That meant Steven Lim...had fucked.
It wasn't that Andrew was unaware but the full realization hit him all at once, punching the breath from his lungs and making him feel hot all over.
He'd be lying if he said he hadn't noticed that Steven had been walking with a bit more swagger than back in his Buzzfeed days, but he figured that came with time, leadership, and accomplishments.
Lost in thought, he barely registered that not only had Adam answered Steven, but now Steven was talking to him.
"Sorry, I like totally zoned out there for a second. What'd you say?" Andrew told him.
"I said, 'You can't just say "eating" because you're Food Boys'," Steven repeated.
"We were talking about eating," Andrew defended, but Steven was smarter than that, and raised his eyebrows at Andrew expectantly.
"Eating...people, sort of," Andrew finally mumbled.
"Whoa, like cannibalism?" Steven looked flabbergasted.
"I, did say 'sort of'," Andrew pointed out.
Steven looked confused.
"Come on man, you're really gonna make me say it?"
"Well it can't be worse than cannibalism right?" Steven shrugged.
Andrew sighed. Between Steven's determination and stubbornness and Adam's comfort with uncomfortable silences, Andrew knew he was shit out of luck.
"The way that people...taste, in the um, bedroom, is very different from person to person," he finally said.
Andrew watched Steven's brow furrow in thought, and then his eyes widen in realization.
(Please note that this post is just meant for silly and depraved fanficcy shenanigans and that all of the quotes are real but I have edited the screenshots for crosstalk etc. Anyway, PROCEED).
So, like you do on the Internet in 2023, I'm just listening to a podcast alone in my living room and minding my own goddamn business when, with MINUTES to spare:
Omo fans be like:
THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION DURING THE EP WAS A LOT BUT AT THE VERY END THEY JUST HAD TO ESCALATE IT LIKE...BRUH.
I have to wonder what the crew thinks when these absurd conversations are going on...anyway, Shane goes on to say he thinks Ryan is being a bit too uptight about this and--
WE ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!
HOW TF DID THIS ESCALATE TO GOLDEN SHOWERS LIKE EXCUSE ME???? There were points being made about peeing in the shower vs. not peeing in the shower but I know I am not the only one who was just sitting there like
SHANE WTF SIR THIS IS A WENDYS
I KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING AT BUT OF *ALL* THE WORDINGS HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN
SHANE HAVING THE LION THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH TO BE ASKING US THIS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE LIKE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLS STOP BEING SO PARASOCIAL
Next month is Omovember!!!! and I decided to make my own prompt list by combining prompts I have seen on tumblr + some classics + some prompts from past years lists. I will be using this as my prompt list but invite others to join me as well!
It took me 8 months to finish omovember last year...But hopefully this year ill be able to complete it within the 30 days! if you use this prompt list please lmk because I wanna read eveyones fics!
I deleted the stuff I reblogged/posted about this in a panic but I've decided to do it but just post the fics themselves on anon on AO3. <3 I'll have a separate post that links each one. If I write some and people like them and have requests, I'm down to fulfill those. :3
Prompt list is from here.
1. Holding Content
2. "It's either here or your pants."
3. On public transportation
4. Scared to speak up
5. Public/visible accident
6. In a body of water
7. At a concert/live event
8. "It wasn't me!"
9. Stuck in traffic
10. Just about made it
11. Author's Choice
12. In school/class
13. Wardrobe malfunction
14. "Can I please go first?!"
15. Medical Omo
16. Peeing while talking to someone
17. On purpose
18. Because they are sick
19. Bed wetting
20. Wearing a diaper
21. "Too late..."
22. In [another] genders bathroom
23. Assisted peeing
24. In a skirt
25. Handcuffs
26. Miscommunications
27. "Where do you think you're going?!"
28. Getting away with it
29. In the car
30. Fear wetting
Next month is Omovember!!!! and I decided to make my own prompt list by combining prompts I have seen on tumblr + some classics + some prompts from past years lists. I will be using this as my prompt list but invite others to join me as well!
It took me 8 months to finish omovember last year...But hopefully this year ill be able to complete it within the 30 days! if you use this prompt list please lmk because I wanna read eveyones fics!
I deleted the stuff I reblogged/posted about this in a panic but I've decided to do it but just post the fics themselves on anon on AO3. <3 I'll have a separate post that links each one. If I write some and people like them and have requests, I'm down to fulfill those. :3
